My real name is Ainas. On internet I'm also known as illicitSoul. I'm 3D environment and level designer, novel writer, craftsman, cemetery explorer and a person who love arts. I'm also a veteran modder of BF2/2142. Currently I'm studying English philology and translation.
He's like:
"Oh my god why did I even join the military..."
Medic gets a call:
"MEDIC MEDIC HELP I SCRATCHED MY FINGER I NEED A BANDAGE !"
Medic is like ....
The soldier is like "My finger, my finger!"
The soldier with the Anti tank vehicle is like "Please, it's only a finger cut, getcho *** back into the fight or this will be fired straight through your head!"
Instant Transmission.
"Honestly, Prof, you forgot your ammunition at home AGAIN?"