The story of The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (preorder now) follows Geralt of Rivia through a thoroughly engrossing, mature storyline eventually landing on one of sixteen potential endings. We would like you to choose your own ending featuring Geralt and/or Triss and illustrate it, photoshop it or even draw in crayons, but it must involve a famous moment in history.
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Geralt wanted to have some leisure time, so he hung out with American President Bush. With a little help from Geralt, Bush's master plan of "terrorizing the terrorists" came to fruition. They now share their favorite pastime published as an instructional guide humorously called "Bowling for Deadies."
George: "Hehe, get it, that's a dead joke. It's cause their dead, and we use their heads as bowling balls. He-he-he, VERY FUNNY!"
Geralt: "George Bush, former president of the United States of America, and a certified idiot to boot."
George: "He-he-he, is that a Canadian joke?"
Geralt: "You can shut up now, you pretzel deep-throating Mo-mo."
George: "You don't really like me do you? You're racist against Texans!"
Geralt: "Oh f**king forget this...."