Cabal: "There only 2 foreseeable outcomes. Either Horus wins and destroys Chaos when he self destructs. Or the Emperor defeats Horus but is mortally wounded, thus dooming the galaxy to a slow and painfu-"
Alpharius: "Wait. What if I remain loyal to the Emperor so there are more legions on our side and I use our expertise in infiltration and sabotage to defeat Horus without him ever bringing harm to the Emperor?"
Cabal: "Well...well uh...uh...y-you see"
Alpharius: "Oh right, because humanity would then recover and and go back to purging you xeno scum into oblivion instead of killing ourselves while you watch."
Cabal: "It...look it's very complicated, you see-"
Alpharius: "Well don't you worry, because I've got a contingency for days like this. I call it the Alpharius fastball."
Cuz who needs a magazine when u can leave the Bolts dangling in the air......
More reliable than magazines btw. I've red in the Lexicanum about different type of magazines and none of them seem to work well =)
Could be Alpharius. Could be a 2nd Legionnaire. Could be the person reading this message. We'll never know...
I am Alpharius.
That's funny... I'm Alpharius too
stupid cloack gets in the way every f***ing time!!
"Hey kids, wanna buy some heresy?"
Cabal: "There only 2 foreseeable outcomes. Either Horus wins and destroys Chaos when he self destructs. Or the Emperor defeats Horus but is mortally wounded, thus dooming the galaxy to a slow and painfu-"
Alpharius: "Wait. What if I remain loyal to the Emperor so there are more legions on our side and I use our expertise in infiltration and sabotage to defeat Horus without him ever bringing harm to the Emperor?"
Cabal: "Well...well uh...uh...y-you see"
Alpharius: "Oh right, because humanity would then recover and and go back to purging you xeno scum into oblivion instead of killing ourselves while you watch."
Cabal: "It...look it's very complicated, you see-"
Alpharius: "Well don't you worry, because I've got a contingency for days like this. I call it the Alpharius fastball."
Cabal: "...what's a-"
*Lernaean Squad opens fire*