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Newest Dwarf Fortress Release: Version 0.34.11
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Newest Dwarf Fortress Release: Version 0.34.11

Sep 3, 2012 Dwarf Fortress News 6 comments

This article covers the list of tweaks and bug fixes in the newest Dwarf Fortress 0.34.11 release.

Newest Dwarf Fortress Releases: Version 0.34.08/.09
Dwarf Fortress

Newest Dwarf Fortress Releases: Version 0.34.08/.09

May 15, 2012 Dwarf Fortress News 3 comments

This article covers the list of tweaks and bug fixes, as well as a link for downloading the newest versions of Dwarf Fortress [0.34.08/.09]. The newest...

Newest Dwarf Fortress Release: Version 0.34.07
Dwarf Fortress

Newest Dwarf Fortress Release: Version 0.34.07

May 1, 2012 Dwarf Fortress News 0 comments

This article covers the list of tweaks and bug fixes, as well as a link for downloading the newest version of Dwarf Fortress (0.34.07)!

Dwarf Fortress Game Guide
Dwarf Fortress

Dwarf Fortress Game Guide

Apr 30, 2012 Dwarf Fortress News 5 comments

O'Reilly Publishing--yes, the publisher of all of the C++ and Linux and everything-else-books--is publishing the first ever Dwarf Fortress tutorial!

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Pogovampire
Pogovampire May 13 2012, 1:44am says:

I wonder why goblins think it is a good idea to attempt to block iron ballista arrows.
*SPOILER ALERT*
His arm was blown clean off and his chest and head were smashed in. In a sick twist of fate he actually survived and was paralyzed. He was later thrown in a pit full of starving war dogs.

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Kamin Creator
Kamin May 13 2012, 8:07am replied:

Bahaha, now THAT looks like the kind of Fun that can only be had in Dwarf Fortress.

On another, related note: I think I'm gonna try that "Excess war dogs in a pit" thing, myself. I've been butchering so many puppies...

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Pogovampire
Pogovampire May 15 2012, 10:15pm replied:

Or sometimes i throw them into a shaft with dull wooden upright spikes. they live 80% of the time and its quite horrible. Literally all their bones are broken, and they just writhe in pain. (Im a very sadistic player)

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Kamin Creator
Kamin May 15 2012, 10:49pm replied:

More Z levels? ... Nah.

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Pogovampire
Pogovampire May 15 2012, 11:23pm replied:

Heres a new one. Adventurer mode. Major in wrestling. Strangle people. Rip their throats out with your teeth.

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Kamin Creator
Kamin May 12 2012, 5:39am says:

For those of us who do not know what Boatmurdered is... I've got you. Here she is in all of her glory, the most famous saga DF has ever known. Prepare to laugh, prepare to cry, and prepare to... Well, I guess mostly just laugh. And read. 'Cause it's looooong. Worth it though; a good way to kill some time! Which reminds me; perhaps in the future this group can get a Let's Play like Boatmurdered together.

Anyway, without further ado, I present to you: The Saga of Boatmurdered.
Lparchive.org

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Darkerson
Darkerson May 10 2012, 6:23am says:

Sorry I procrastinated on getting on here and accepting. You know my situation, at any rate, UncleMayonnaise. Thanks for having me, by the way. Cant wait until I can once again enjoy the game with my preferred system :P

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hurpes
hurpes May 6 2012, 1:54am says:

just wondering, how did you come up with the name slaves to alcohol in relation to dwarf fortress? lol

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Kamin Creator
Kamin May 6 2012, 8:21pm replied:

The idea was solely based off of the fact that DF dwarves need to drink alcohol to work and stay sane. Dwarves are not Slaves to Armok, but rather Slaves to Alcohol. It's just a bit of an (overused) inside joke about DF ;)

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goldfish8
goldfish8 May 4 2012, 9:50am says:

Thanks. This group looks great.

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Kamin Creator
Kamin Apr 30 2012, 3:39pm says:

A hilarious little story with awesome concept art! The story of Bronzemurder (no, not the one with the ninja pachyderms). Timdenee.com

And another wonderful DF comic by Tim Denee: The Saga of Oilfurnace!
Timdenee.com

Finally, for those of you who are interested, here is some really, really excellent DF concept art. Dwarf-fortress-art.deviantart.com

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