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Posted by CyberCommando on Aug 1st, 2009
After an hour of chit-chatting the Drill instructor comes into their quarters.
"OK LADIES, FOLLOW ME!"
They arrived at a training course.
"LAIDES... LINE UP!"
Everyone lined up.
"FROM NOW ON YOU DON'T HAVE NAMES!! THE ONLY NAMES YOU HAVE IS THE ONE I GIVE YOU!! IS THAT CLEAR!!?"
-"Sir, yes, Sir."
INtense approached Piper:
"YOUR NAME IS PRIVATE BARBY."
Now he approached James:
"YOUR NAME IS PRIVATE BULLSHIT."
He walked down to CyberCommando:
"YOUR NAME IS PRIVATE Sissy."
Now Micky was next:
"YOUR NAME IS PRIVATE JOKER."
And he finally approached Flyboy:
"YOUR NAME IS PRIVATE WINGY."
"OK NOW MAGGOTS, EVERYONE STEP FORWARD!"
Everyone stepped forward.
"HERE IS THE COURSE OF TERROR AND BLOOD..... THE BLOODY TERRORISH CAMP!!"
"MAGGOTS, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS!!"
"OK, GO GO GO!!"
They reached the Tires
"THROUGH THOSE TIRES LADIES!!"
Flyboy got stuck in his tire.
"NOW JUMP AS FAR AS YOU LADIES CAN OVER THAT FENCE WALL!"
They thought that nothing could be easier but they saw that 2 meters were filled with barbed wire, but of course it could only be seen while you are jumping. CyberCommando Jumped straight into the barbed wire. Then he tripped on one of the wires and fell onto them.
"WHAT IS IT PRIVATE SISSY!? AN EXERCISE IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU!?"
Now they came large shallow pit filled with water and mud. Over it was a barbed wire and 3 MG nests firing over the fence.
"LADIES, HIT THE DIRT AND GO THROUGH THE PIT!"
They laid down onto the ground and went through the pit. Piper said:
"OMG This water is freezing."
-" YES PRIVATE BARBY, IT'S ONE DEGREE OVER FREEZING POINT."
When they half of the pit, INtense yelled out:
"RELESE THE HOUNDS!!"
They looked back and saw a pack of pitbulls running towards them.
"OMG, Move it guys!!" Said Piper.
They reached the end of the pit, but Piper got snatched. She yelled as she was being dragged back into the pit while she was sticking her nails into the ground to stay out of the pit. She broke her nails and was dragged. Only screams could be heard in the background.
Micky and James reached the final stage, the Black House.
"OK, MAGGOTS, ENTER THE HOUSE AND EXIT IT FROM THE BACK DOOR."
The house was a labyrinth inside and it was in complete dark, with some paths blocked with objects and all areas had ordinary houshold objects. Micky went through a wall made off somekind of paper and one sticked onto his head. He tried to pull it off gently, but it wouldn't come off. James went to the kitchen and he was touching objects so he could go around with out hitting any thing, he heard a whistling noise, he approached the object that it originated from and touched it to see what is it. He screamed and that scream scared Micky so he pulled the paper with all his strenght. James fell back onto the table behind him. They somehow managed to find the exit.
Now everyone exited the course.
Flyboy managed to get out of the course, but he was still stuck in the tire.
CyberCommando had little pieces of wire and scars all over him.
Piper had drool on her face and dog bites on her arms and legs.
Micky actually walked through a wall of fly paper and when he pulled the paper of he pulled of most of his hair with it. He only had hair on the back of his head and around his ears.
James touched a fully heated stove and got burnt. His hands are all black and burnt and because of the pain he fell on his back on the table behind him which was fully set for dinner. He has food on his back and 3 forks stuck in his behind.
INtense now adressed everyone.
"I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO GET THIS FAR LADIES! JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS TRAINING COURSE IS GOING TO BE CROSSED WEEKLY!"
INtense approached James
"PRIVATE BULLSHIT, YOU ARE NOW THEIR SQUAD LEADER."
"OK LADIES, DISMISSED!"
Everyone was pissed off.
"Weekly!?" Piper said
"We have to get out of here!" said CyberCommando
"Yes, but we need a plan." Said James.
To be Continued