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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency Jun 11 2013, 2:28am says:

There was no real gameplay shown. The underwater level was completely scripted and the stealth section with the dog had more hand holding than a mother and her five year old at a zoo. This is MW3 all over again.

I don't know whether they're trying to ******** us to sell the game, or just ******** themselves; maybe both. But IW clearly isn't fit to continue making Collar of Doggy games. The games will sell no matter who makes them, so I think IW should be swapped out of the 3-year CoD cycle with a developer with some fresh ideas.

That said, the soundtrack's looking good.

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ComradeWinston
ComradeWinston Jun 11 2013, 2:53am replied:

The only thing funnier than the terrible advertising for Call of Duty is someone who's still outraged by this generic turd of a game that should've died off several iterations ago.

Also, a reminder to everyone who thinks 90% of people are stupid. Look at Call of Duty sales figures and just revel in the fact you're probably right.

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency Jun 11 2013, 10:23am replied:

I'm only disappointed. I thought there may have been a chance that IW got their **** together, but it seems IW has no steam left in it.

I do get mad whenever ijustine opens her idiotic mouth.

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive Sep 6 2013, 11:43pm replied:

IW isn't making games anymore, activision tried to **** them. Aparently they tride to do what microsoft did to Rare.

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Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 4:03am says:

Yeah Infinity Ward, we get it. Call of Duty 4 is good. Now please stop rehashing the formula over and over again for more cash.

It's like they think they made the perfect game or something.

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ComradeWinston
ComradeWinston Jun 11 2013, 11:04am replied:

No, the problem was the fans thought they played the perfect game. Companies and developers, especially corporate buttplugs like Activision, react to the fans. If your fans are all 12 year-olds who just want a twitch shooter what do you think will happen?

But worry not my brothers of the PC master race, we have Star Citizen. Among many other games to save us from the fickle might of the corporate buttplugs.

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Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 11 2013, 2:07pm replied:

The thing is, the audience of Call of Duty now seems to be a mixture of kids, teens, and swagfaggy adults. So we have adults that are willing to spend sixty bucks every year on the latest Call of Duty title. You know, people that actually have a job. I don't get how that is a thing.

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ComradeWinston
ComradeWinston Jun 11 2013, 6:45pm replied:

The overwhelming majority of our species is questionably retarded, about half is certifiably so.

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Cyborg_Putin
Cyborg_Putin Jun 11 2013, 2:18pm says:

I never understood why CoD is so "good" it's the same thing over and over again, it doesn't need any experience to be good at it, it doesn't matter if you hit someone in the head or the knee everybody dies with 3 shoots and maps are almost designed for you to camp. CoD is just a mediocre version of Counter Strike made for casual gamers with no innovation.

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jun 11 2013, 6:01pm replied:

So that explains why my friends tell me that most of the people that play CoD games are kids, idiots, and non-competitive people.

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency Jun 11 2013, 7:27pm replied:

CoD4 was popular because it was a modern day shooter in a world drowning in WW2 shooters. The fact that it was so new plus the fact that it was just plain fun is what eventually made the series what it is today.

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Aralvar
Aralvar Jun 14 2013, 3:52am replied:

It's because CoD4 was released, and it's a really fun shooter. One of my favorites as far as multiplayer shooters goes. They just realized how much people liked it and kept remaking it over and over and over again for easy money.

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Jun 11 2013, 3:11pm says:

BREAKING NEWS!

There are birds in the air, the Sun burns in space, humans walk the earth, and lo and behold! A new Call of Duty is coming out this year!

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jun 11 2013, 5:58pm says:

It saddens me that idiots will still buy it fully convinced that this is indeed "new and next gen".....

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive Sep 6 2013, 11:45pm says:

Halo started it
The fall of games as a whole
CoD finished it all

A haiku for my freinds!

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If I remember correctly, even the PC versions of CoD let players lean.

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