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Not sure if anyone here's ever heard of it, but there's this little off-the-beaten-path RPG called "Skyrim," apparently the fifth in a long series or...

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Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!
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Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!

Feb 7, 2014 News 3 comments

Ignore the Gabe Newell Preview Image. Anyways, I like jokes. They're hilarious! And puns, too!! Post your favorite fun below :D PS: Funny pick up lines...

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢ Sep 1 2012, 12:04pm says:

SLOWPOKE INBOUND!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust. (Yes I know, It was a horrible one)

An Irishman walks out of a bar. (Oh Irish drunk jokes.)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van. (Old but gold)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. (Dyslexic jokes never get old)

2 dyslexic men run into a bank and yell "Sticks in the air mother Handers! This is a **** up!" (So true.)

Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels. (Also old but gold)

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. (Anti-blonde jokes. Bet you didn't see that coming.)

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him. (Too sad to make a comment. Hey, wait a minute!)


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GeneralKong
GeneralKong Sep 1 2012, 10:42pm replied:

hehehe "Irishman out of a bar"

funny because stereotype

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SituationalJared
SituationalJared Sep 1 2012, 7:44pm replied:

An Irishman walks out of a bar, ha ha ha, you are not fooling anyone.

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Aug 30 2012, 7:48am says:

Ok, ok, enough of these xD

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SituationalJared
SituationalJared Aug 31 2012, 1:31am replied:

A cat crossed a road, fell down, smoked a cigar, baked a pie, and figured out quantum mechanics. My non-existent duaghter said that because the cat was part rock, that we should celebrate this occasion because it died. So i told her (somehow even though she's non-existent) that we shouldn't celebrate it because it died, but because of what it achieved. I mean really, all rocks die at some point. That's when i woke up in a hospitable, the doctor said "wakka wakka" so i grabbed a lego and sawwed off his **** (which to be frank, was quite hairy). While i was gathering my slave girls, a bus full of nothing but puppies came though the window and cuddled with me and my slave girls, and Bob got into the picture because he had a hernia which he played the piano on. So this all must make you say "Are you high bro?" or "WTF!!", but it leads to the real question, how did the bus of puppies go through the window without a driver? And also, which window did it go through?

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リーフ
リーフ Aug 31 2012, 5:32am replied:

bahahaha, "hospitable".. That was the funniest part.

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Arcones
Arcones Aug 30 2012, 8:10am replied:

Nevah! Although I must admit, I didn't think when I asked the question that the whole first page would be filled with them xD

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Arcones
Arcones Aug 28 2012, 11:15am says:

Hmmm... how are anti jokes accepted around here?

I'm just curious, I wasn't planning on posting one :P

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Aug 29 2012, 12:25pm replied:

What exactly is anti-joke? Sounds boring...

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Arcones
Arcones Aug 29 2012, 12:36pm replied:

More of a joke that is so sad/bad that you shouldn't laugh at it, but because of how sad/bad it is, you laugh.

An example would be (I found this on the internet. It is not mine.):

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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SituationalJared
SituationalJared Aug 29 2012, 2:01pm replied:

I laughed at that, that's a good one.

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Arcones
Arcones Aug 29 2012, 3:51pm replied:

Well, they can be worse (and by worse I mean better... not really. Well, you still laugh), but I'm glad you enjoyed it :P

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Aug 29 2012, 6:13pm replied:

Aham, I know a little worse in terms of fun.

There are two bears, one is brown and second to the left.

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Arcones
Arcones Aug 29 2012, 8:27pm replied:

Is the joke funny because it isn't? Or am I seriously left in the dust with this one? :P

And here's another one:

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Yeah, I know. Really bad.

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman Aug 30 2012, 5:24am replied:

There are two crocodiles swimming in the river, one of them is green, the other one turns right. Hence the conclusion, why do I need a refrigerator if I do not smoke.

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Arcones
Arcones Aug 30 2012, 8:07am replied:

Haha, well done good sir!

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AK151
AK151 Aug 29 2012, 11:25pm replied:

Here's another:

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

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SituationalJared
SituationalJared Aug 30 2012, 1:13am replied:

Why did Jimmy hate Halloween? Because he got shot.

Why did Susie have no arms? Because she didn't have a torso.

Why was the guide eaten by a cheetah? Because a cheetah ate him.

Why did Grampa die of a heart attack? Because he was stabbed in the heart.


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Arcones
Arcones Aug 30 2012, 8:09am replied:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

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