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Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim - Day One
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Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim - Day One

Jul 18, 2014 News 5 comments

Not sure if anyone here's ever heard of it, but there's this little off-the-beaten-path RPG called "Skyrim," apparently the fifth in a long series or...

WE ARE NOT A RANDOM IMAGE THREAD/GROUP
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WE ARE NOT A RANDOM IMAGE THREAD/GROUP

Jun 5, 2014 Humor, satire, parody News 14 comments

Ok, let me make this clear, after many of the image dumps lately the idea of what this group is about seems to have become a bit blurred. This should...

Countryball World
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Countryball World

Mar 30, 2014 Humor, satire, parody News 2 comments

As I know there are various Countryball fans in this group I fought this might interest You:

Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!
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Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!

Feb 7, 2014 Humor, satire, parody News 3 comments

Ignore the Gabe Newell Preview Image. Anyways, I like jokes. They're hilarious! And puns, too!! Post your favorite fun below :D PS: Funny pick up lines...

Owned By Cleverbot!
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Owned By Cleverbot!

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Cleverbot disobeyed... so i tried to punish. and got owned!

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Sep 19 2011, 7:30pm says:

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Sep 19 2011, 7:30pm says:

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Sep 19 2011, 7:28pm says:

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your ***** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are ****** off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Sep 19 2011, 7:21pm says:

Warning, kinda dirty joke:

An 86-year -old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year -old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year -old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year -old man said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Sep 19 2011, 7:17pm says:

Two men went hunting in the woods. One man collapses after two hours of hunting. He is unconscious. The other man calls 911 and the operator says: "911, what's your emergency?" The man replies: "My friend collapsed and he isn't moving. I think he died. What should I do?" The 911 operator says: "First, you need to make sure that he isn't alive, can you do that for me?" The man says he will. In the background the 911 operator hears a shotgun going of. The man returns to his cellphone and says: "Okay, what do I need to do next?"

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ice_trey
ice_trey Sep 7 2011, 8:15am says:

in an English-to-Gay dictionary, Bieber would equal Gay, just as Bill gates would equal Greed, and Gabe Newell would equal two words, Obesity and Glutony

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ice_trey
ice_trey Sep 3 2011, 8:57pm says:

he sure looks unbelievably gay yes, a total gaylord, leader of the zipperknights, with a degree in gaydom from the uni of gayville, located in gay city

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix Sep 7 2011, 7:52am replied:

Pretty gay then?

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Calgar
Calgar Sep 16 2011, 5:42pm replied:

Supply me with one bullet and he won't be a problem any more.

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix Sep 18 2011, 4:38pm replied:

*gives you one bullet*

Now you just need a Gun lol.

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