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Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim - Day One
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Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim - Day One

Jul 18, 2014 News 5 comments

Not sure if anyone here's ever heard of it, but there's this little off-the-beaten-path RPG called "Skyrim," apparently the fifth in a long series or...

WE ARE NOT A RANDOM IMAGE THREAD/GROUP
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WE ARE NOT A RANDOM IMAGE THREAD/GROUP

Jun 5, 2014 Humor, satire, parody News 14 comments

Ok, let me make this clear, after many of the image dumps lately the idea of what this group is about seems to have become a bit blurred. This should...

Countryball World
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Countryball World

Mar 30, 2014 Humor, satire, parody News 2 comments

As I know there are various Countryball fans in this group I fought this might interest You:

Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!
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Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!

Feb 7, 2014 Humor, satire, parody News 3 comments

Ignore the Gabe Newell Preview Image. Anyways, I like jokes. They're hilarious! And puns, too!! Post your favorite fun below :D PS: Funny pick up lines...

Owned By Cleverbot!
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Owned By Cleverbot!

May 4, 2013 Humor, satire, parody News 11 comments

Cleverbot disobeyed... so i tried to punish. and got owned!

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG Jan 15 2012, 11:47am says:

Out of curiosity, am I the only one who get the "free energy generator" add? Lol, they are wrong on so many things its funny.

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Jan 14 2012, 8:06pm says:

--:George W. Bush’s Intelligence Quiz:--

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

She phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

“Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

“Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

“Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?” Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course, you dumb ***.”

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!” And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, you dumb ***, It’s Tony Blair!”

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Jan 14 2012, 8:04pm says:

--:SHERLOCK HOLMES IN ACTION:--

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent.“

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG Jan 15 2012, 2:19am replied:

LOL! nice one.

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Fornzone_Elite
Fornzone_Elite Jan 14 2012, 2:45am says:

the most popular group all-time..!!

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n5p29
n5p29 Jan 13 2012, 10:14am says:

the number of 9gag posts here is frightening.

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French_Fry
French_Fry Jan 12 2012, 4:57pm says:

Please tell me if any are reposts and I will delete them.

PS On the long pics, click original

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG Jan 15 2012, 12:53pm replied:

Long story short you are wrong. Here, listen to this, it may help:
Youtube.com

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG Jan 15 2012, 1:07pm replied:

Youtube.com
This one could help you "visualize" higher dimensional object. But you must remember they are representation with 3d vectors. Thus, you have a limited perspective on them. So no, to my knowledge you wouldn't be able to "hurt" a fourth dimensional being from your own. Your paper analogy is also wrong, because paper have depth. Not bashing or anything, just tried to help. I hope I have been helpful, if not, sorry.

Edit: damn MODDB. Those two replies where destined to romus.

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Fornzone_Elite
Fornzone_Elite Jan 12 2012, 4:28am replied:

just imagine you a 2d and the 4d is 3d
you know that 2d dosen't damage you(3d) at all...
so..(you decide..)

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