Vagina jokes aren't funny, period
9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear
What do you call a fish with no "eye"?
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Sodium joke, anyone? Na.
They threw sodium chloride at me!! It's a salt!!
I don't like fat jokes, they just don't work out
I would do a car joke but I'm exhausted
I'd make a blind joke, but you wouldn't see the point
I was going to give you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon
I wish I was a DNA Helicase
So I could unzip your genes
I will not stand up for all these cripple jokes!
Alright, let's not be gay here, cum on guys?
If anyone has any veggie jokes, lettuce know
What do you call a fat computer? A Dell
A lion would never cheat on his mate, but a tiger would
I just saw a game of soccer with a bull in the center. Didn't realize sports would get a bit exciting with horned animals. Speaking of which... Golf needs a new horny animal, one not named Tiger.
Why is there gambling in Africa?
There are too many cheetahs
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Cause then it'd be a foot
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
Three tomatoes are walking down a street. Papa Tomato sees Little Tomato lagging behind. Papa Tomato squishes Little Tomato and says "Ketchup!"
How does a bean greet another bean?
How 'ya bean?
What do you call a basketball game between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan
What is it called when a bee has a bad hairday?
What do you call a person with no body but a nose?
Why does everyone like to hangout with the mushroom?
Cause he's a funguy!
What did the doctor say to the midget?
You have to be a little patient
Midget jokes? Come on, that's low. Grow up!
I bet you I could stop gambling
What is it called when you lend a bison money?
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
(Getting late here, I'll add more if I can :D Enjoy for now! I hope none of this offended anyone!!)