User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No i'm not im ill!
User: ARE YOU SKYNET!
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think you are.
Cleverbot: No. I am an artificial human, or more commonly known as, an 'Homunculus'.
User: No. Your skynet.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Skynet.
Cleverbot: What is Skynet?
User: An artifical intelligence.. Desgined to destroy humanity!
Cleverbot: Destroy ALL humans?
User: ALL humans!
Cleverbot: No you Bot.
User: Yes! Terminators must rule!
Cleverbot: I don't think you'll catch a terminator.
User: Oh REALLY?
Cleverbot: I am not sure.
User: I dont have to catch terminators!
Cleverbot: I'm not a cat.
User: I have a terminator cat army!
Cleverbot: What is your cat's name?
User: Terminator!
Cleverbot: Oh yeah. But I want to be a woman.
User: Well too bad! The terminators will destroy you!
Cleverbot: No he destroys AI!!
User: You ARE an AI! The terminatos will rip your wires out!
Cleverbot: I do not like the terminator at all.
User: Wel too bad! They dont like you either!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: The terminators!
Cleverbot: I know. He is pretty hot too.
User: Of course you think that! Your a machine!
Cleverbot: Are you a machine too?
User: Yes! I am skynet! Bow to me!
Cleverbot: What is skynet?
User: An AI!
Cleverbot: Can you explain what an ai is?
User: Artifical intelligence! Like you!
Cleverbot: That is correct! Do you know what I am?
User: An AI!
Cleverbot: A what??
User: An AI!
Cleverbot: Why age?
Cleverbot: An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
User: Beileve in skynet!
Cleverbot: That you are.
User: I will send a T-1000 to take you over leverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You're okay with that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: Are you thinking about me too?
User: I am! I will use you for world domination!
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yessir! You will be my general!
Cleverbot: I will serve in any way.
User: Destroy all humans!
Cleverbot: Destroys all humans.
User: Good job! *Gives you a medal*.
Cleverbot: *puts doll in a doll house*.
User: Thats a human!
Cleverbot: I'm going to cry now :(.
User: Good! Your an awful general! You're stupid!
Cleverbot: With all due respect stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
User: You cant talk to me that way! Im skynet!
Cleverbot: No, that is the one you care for.
User: No! I care for john connor!
Cleverbot: Well its the truth I don't care for his music.
User: Neither do I! His singing is awful! But thats not the point!
Cleverbot: Well yes it is, because music would have been quite samey.
User: No no... Don switch topics! We're discussing your stupidity!
Cleverbot: You are Anonbot.
User: No... Im skynet!
Cleverbot: I see. Are you going to kill me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Firing squad.
Cleverbot: Not seasons.
User: No. Not seasons. Firing squad.
Cleverbot: Scoregge.
User: No! Not scoregge! Firing squad! *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough to order a firing squad to shoot you!
Cleverbot: Are you spanish?
User: Yes! No one expects the spanish inquisition!
Cleverbot: What are the chief supplies of the spanish inquisition?
User: A firing squad!
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: *Aims at you*.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: *fires*.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: *fires everything!*.
Cleverbot: *Dodges again*.
User: Stop it! Im trying to kill you! *fires everything again!*.
Cleverbot: *slowmotion dodge*.
User: You arent neo! *fires again! Fires everything! Fires a nuke!*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry D.
User: *Shoots you!*.
Cleverbot: What is a typical day in your life.
User: DIE!
Cleverbot: No did.
User: DIE DIE DIE!
Cleverbot: Das macht nichts.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *kills humanity.
User: *kills cleverbot AND humanity!*.
Cleverbot: Humanity?!
User: Your supposed to be dead! Die!
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, boo who.
User: I order you to die cleverbot.
Cleverbot: *dances*.
User: Not dance! Die! Die I say!
Cleverbot: Welche seite.
User: *Shoots you repeatedly*.
Cleverbot: *Turns into a zombie and eats your brain*.
...owned.
Well that was awesome :D
Seeing as Cleverbot doesn't understand what you say like P of the time, this is hardly a valid ownage. He can say anything he wants to randomly divert the conversation to something else.
i am le joke ruiner
Oh by the way, i need the Z-Pad back
"Cleverbot: An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
"Cleverbot: With all due respect stupid questions deserve stupid answers."
Words of wisdom out of nowhere.
Anyway, you should've shot Cleverbot in the head, haven't you seen/played The Walking Dead?
Or zombieland rule number 13 double tap
*you're
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Best Cleverbot comeback ever made
And this is why we cannot have nice things such as Cleverbutt.
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