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Some of the funnest AFK messages i have seen around

Posted by KiwiWarrior on Mar 28th, 2010

AFK - Don't talk to me im macroing.

afk, tornado

I'm currently UCM'ing, please leave a message after the beep. *beep*

Brb Rissa set the kitchen on fire again...

I am running AcTrade you can view .... blah blah blah

you've reached the residents, leave a message after the beep!

Leave me alone

Speak up, i have hard hearing

if im at the lifestone killing chickens, rest assured, im just getting hats!

AFK getting a BJ.....get ur mind outa the gutter! its a Bologna and Jelly Sandwich!

AFK....neighbor's house is burning down

I am an automated character, please message one of the following:

AFK, earthquake....

afk..its starting to poke out i gotta go bad!

afk, i gotta pee
"tmi!"

afk, goin to jail for loud music

afk, power goin o..

afk, goin down-state for the weekend

Hi. I'm not here right now...but maybe I am...or maybe it's a program...or maybe I'm a program in the Matrix...omg halp1!

Hi. I have placed my dog at the keyboard to attend the computer for me. Please type in a language he can understand so he can respond. Thanks, have a nice day!

If your SM leave me alone, if your Envoy, NO i WONT jump.

Just call the Envoys, i have Envoy Alarm on.

Glendonwood's Pizza, how can i help you?

Shhhh, im sleeping.

Afk Atm, please leave a message and I will call you back later.

No, I'm not macroing, I'm just pretending to be bot.

Having lunch, will be back tomorrow.

Sorry, i have squelched all chat, can't resieve any tells

Il respond as soon as i get up from the bed and to the keyboards.

STFU, leave me alone!

If your SM leave me alone, if your Envoy, NO i WONT jump.

Just call the Envoys, i have Envoy Alarm on.

Glendonwood's Pizza, how can i help you?

Shhhh, im sleeping.

Afk Atm, please leave a message and I will call you back later.

No, I'm not macroing, I'm just pretending to be bot.

Having lunch, will be back tomorrow.

Sorry, i have squelched all chat, can't resieve any tells

Il respond as soon as i get up from the bed and to the keyboards.

STFU, leave me alone!

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AlCool
AlCool Apr 1 2010, 11:27am says:

Not as bad as this one that happened on a teamspeak during a warleague match.

"Oops popped the cap brb"

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan Mar 30 2012, 8:00am says:

Kinda funny

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