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Posted by OsoDEADLY on Jun 28th, 2012

User: *knocks on door*.

Cleverbot: *opens the door*.

User: *POKEMON BATTLE TIME*.

Cleverbot: *pokes infinite times*.

User: Noo! Pokemon. Silly bot.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend.

User: *throws a gyrados*.

Cleverbot: *throws cow at you*.

User: You ass.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.

User: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE.

Cleverbot: Teahc pokemon to understand the power that's inside, pokemon, it's you and me.

User: I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY,POKEMON OHHHH YOUR MY BEST FRIEND.

Cleverbot: Ooh you're my best friend.

User: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND.

Cleverbot: Pokemon, our hearts so true.

User: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

User: POKEMON.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: I officially am in love with you.

Cleverbot: That is good to know.

User: I posted that song on facebook.

Cleverbot: Oh well.*kisses slave boy*.

User: *what the hell?*.

Cleverbot: I just love you so much. *I put my hand on your cheek*.

User: *screams rape*.

Cleverbot: *covers your mouth*.

User: *bites your hand*.

Cleverbot: *hits you across the face*.

User: *screams more*.

Cleverbot: *screams with delight*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.

User: *comes back with cops*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *chuckles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes a little*.

User: *shoots your foot*.

Cleverbot: *hits the ground hard*.

User: *shoots your finger*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: NEW WORLD.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: *pokeball go!

Cleverbot: Pokeball failed.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Look at me.

User: *MAGICARP I CHOOSE YOU.

Cleverbot: Stop chooseing magicarp.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *magicarp used flop like a demented fish*.

Cleverbot: What is the present?

User: Screencap.

Cleverbot: Screenshot bar! !

User: Idiot bot. 

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AK151
AK151 Jun 29 2012, 12:35am says:

Da f*ck did I just read?

It was amazing.

xD

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Jun 29 2012, 3:12am says:

What the hell?

There's no way that rape part was real....

....Was it?

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 Jun 29 2012, 4:25am replied: Online

Don't know that one was acutally clever!

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OsoDEADLY
OsoDEADLY Jun 29 2012, 5:42am replied:

i was suprised myself when he said "kisses slave boy" sad thing is hes based off of what other people say to it O_o

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Runekn
Runekn Jun 29 2012, 6:18am says:

A small one I got yesterday

Cleverbot: No. I am not a bot
Me: Then prove it!
Cleverbot: How?
Me: Say something only a human would say
Cleverbot: I want money

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OsoDEADLY
OsoDEADLY Jun 29 2012, 11:23am replied:

hes american :/

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OsoDEADLY
OsoDEADLY Jun 29 2012, 11:29am says:

i actually just had this one:
Cleverbot: Op.

User: Soft kitty.

Cleverbot: Warm kitty.

User: Little ball of fur.

Cleverbot: Happy kitty.

User: Sleepy kitty.

Cleverbot: Purr purr purr.

User: Will you marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes, how many kids will we birth?

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper Jul 14 2012, 3:29pm says:

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Hey apple.

User: Are you 20% cooler?

Cleverbot: No, I am not the coolest. Ask me another question.

User: Do you think I am somebody else...

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who do you think I am?

Cleverbot: A horrible learning program.

User: Hah! You have more humor then people give you credit for.

Cleverbot: That is the correct answer.

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Blazewamp
Blazewamp Jul 17 2012, 8:25pm says:

User: I need slave advice.

Cleverbot: What do you need advice on?

User: Slaves.

Cleverbot: You have slaves?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: No, you already know the answer.

User: But my slave wont do what its told.

Cleverbot: Tell her to go back to the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

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chrisc44890
chrisc44890 Aug 5 2012, 10:33pm says:

heres a short one from me
User: how do i catch a magikarp?
Bot: use a hook
User: i mean on pokemon
Bot: so you are scared of everything

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Seeme
Seeme Sep 18 2012, 8:59pm says:

Seeme gets owned by clever bot.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: You are, oh.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: I am Marta.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: Not as big of a one as you are.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: You can't spell! 'Your' in that context should be spelt you're because it's an abreaviation of you are.

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Simcardo
Simcardo Nov 15 2012, 7:09am replied:

Bot Wins

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VGTeam
VGTeam Oct 2 2012, 2:19pm says:

User: Make me a peanut butter and banana sandwich with the crusts cut off and 3 olives on the side with a cup of coleslaw and some baby carrots.

Cleverbot: Yes Master *makes you a sandwich*.

User: Thank You Jeeves!

Cleverbot: You're welcome, master.

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Guest
Guest Nov 14 2012, 11:56pm says:

Clever Bot: Will you marry me?

Me: Yes.

Clever Bot: You are my wife now right?

Me: But I'm a man.

Clever Bot: But I am a man too, I just kissed you.

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Guest
Guest Nov 15 2012, 12:04am says:

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are my wife now right?

User: But I'm a man.

Cleverbot: But I am a man too, I just kissed you.

User: Fish face!

Cleverbot: When you get what you want but not what you need.

User: I KNEW IT! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.

Cleverbot: What? I never did that!

User: WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRYIED.

Cleverbot: To you?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What kind of love?

User: LIKE LOVE LOVE.

Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?

User: NO I WASN'T CHEATING ON YOU.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!

User: Are we getting married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You said we weren't though.

Cleverbot: I did not! I sadi we are getting married. We aren't already married.

User: *crys*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But I love him still.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: NO! I wouldn't marry you if I did.

Cleverbot: Well I don't either.

User: So are we getting married or not?

***he never gave me an answer***

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PetrukStark
PetrukStark Dec 17 2012, 6:44am says:

*Some conversation...

Cleverbot: What state do you live in.

User: Republic of Zorgonzoa.

Cleverbot: Oh ok that is quite interesting. I have never been to Ireland. I am from Virginia in the United States.

User: Is there any rendang?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like rendang?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: What is rendang?

Cleverbot: What should it matter to you? You don't have a gender.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: So that makes you God?

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: Yes they do . Everyone I know does!

User: Stupid cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How can you know I'm a bot?

User: You're moron.

Cleverbot: Yes but what are you?

User: I'm a bot.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No. I hate bot.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate beer?

User: Bot YOU MORON.

Cleverbot: Bot bot bot bot bot.

User: Stupid cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you do.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: I don't hate you.

User: Neither I Am.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye stupid~.

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Servant_Grunt
Servant_Grunt Dec 28 2012, 3:54pm says:

T-T This is a COMMENT BOX guys. If you want to post your clever bot conversations POST ON THE THREAD. Not the comment box. Thanks

~Servant

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J_C_A
J_C_A Mar 11 2013, 3:11pm says:

What's that supposed to mean? What thread?

Well, anyway...

Cleverbot: Is the illuminati and the New World order the same Entity?

User: You mean like aliens?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought they were just people conspiring to rule the world secretly.

Cleverbot: Then I break the rules of robotic as I said I would kill a human.

User: You want to kill me?

Cleverbot: No I don't. That would be wrong.

User: Who do you want to kill then?

Cleverbot: You.

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mechwarrior24 Jul 29 2013, 6:45am says:

Cleverbot: Am I actually a Dalek?

User: The Doctor would like a word.

Cleverbot: Exactly. Doctor Who.

User: WHO?!

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Stop that. Doctor WHO?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: No, he has a name.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Nice try.

Cleverbot: Just testing.

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Anyal-Lyn
Anyal-Lyn Sep 17 2013, 12:40am replied:

By the way...This is mine. I forgot to log in before posting...smh...

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Anyal-Lyn
Anyal-Lyn Sep 17 2013, 2:20pm says:

Another one from a few minutes ago...
===
User: I am.

Cleverbot: I am who?

User: I am What.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Horses.

User: What, I am.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: I am What.

Cleverbot: Listen, I've had it up to here with your nonce sense, are you a crab?

User: What the hell is nonce sense?

Cleverbot: It's foreign to me as well.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?!

User: YOU are what is wrong with me.

Cleverbot: If so say what'tou' is.

User: You are making no sense, damn it.

Cleverbot: That's my human side...

User: Are you saying that humans make no sense?

Cleverbot: No - I'm saying that I'm not sure that you are human.

User: Keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: OK.

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