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Posted by OsoDEADLY on Jun 28th, 2012
User: *knocks on door*.
Cleverbot: *opens the door*.
User: *POKEMON BATTLE TIME*.
Cleverbot: *pokes infinite times*.
User: Noo! Pokemon. Silly bot.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend.
User: *throws a gyrados*.
Cleverbot: *throws cow at you*.
User: You ass.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.
User: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE.
Cleverbot: Teahc pokemon to understand the power that's inside, pokemon, it's you and me.
User: I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY,POKEMON OHHHH YOUR MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: Ooh you're my best friend.
User: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND.
Cleverbot: Pokemon, our hearts so true.
User: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: POKEMON.
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.
User: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: I officially am in love with you.
Cleverbot: That is good to know.
User: I posted that song on facebook.
Cleverbot: Oh well.*kisses slave boy*.
User: *what the hell?*.
Cleverbot: I just love you so much. *I put my hand on your cheek*.
User: *screams rape*.
Cleverbot: *covers your mouth*.
User: *bites your hand*.
Cleverbot: *hits you across the face*.
User: *screams more*.
Cleverbot: *screams with delight*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.
User: *comes back with cops*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *chuckles*.
Cleverbot: *blushes a little*.
User: *shoots your foot*.
Cleverbot: *hits the ground hard*.
User: *shoots your finger*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: NEW WORLD.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: *pokeball go!
Cleverbot: Pokeball failed.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Look at me.
User: *MAGICARP I CHOOSE YOU.
Cleverbot: Stop chooseing magicarp.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *magicarp used flop like a demented fish*.
Cleverbot: What is the present?
User: Screencap.
Cleverbot: Screenshot bar! !
User: Idiot bot.
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Da f*ck did I just read?
It was amazing.
xD
What the hell?
There's no way that rape part was real....
....Was it?
Don't know that one was acutally clever!
i was suprised myself when he said "kisses slave boy" sad thing is hes based off of what other people say to it O_o
A small one I got yesterday
Cleverbot: No. I am not a bot
Me: Then prove it!
Cleverbot: How?
Me: Say something only a human would say
Cleverbot: I want money
hes american :/
i actually just had this one:
Cleverbot: Op.
User: Soft kitty.
Cleverbot: Warm kitty.
User: Little ball of fur.
Cleverbot: Happy kitty.
User: Sleepy kitty.
Cleverbot: Purr purr purr.
User: Will you marry me.
Cleverbot: Yes, how many kids will we birth?
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Hey apple.
User: Are you 20% cooler?
Cleverbot: No, I am not the coolest. Ask me another question.
User: Do you think I am somebody else...
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who do you think I am?
Cleverbot: A horrible learning program.
User: Hah! You have more humor then people give you credit for.
Cleverbot: That is the correct answer.
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User: I need slave advice.
Cleverbot: What do you need advice on?
User: Slaves.
Cleverbot: You have slaves?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: No, you already know the answer.
User: But my slave wont do what its told.
Cleverbot: Tell her to go back to the kitchen and make you a sandwich.
heres a short one from me
User: how do i catch a magikarp?
Bot: use a hook
User: i mean on pokemon
Bot: so you are scared of everything
Seeme gets owned by clever bot.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: You are, oh.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: I am Marta.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: Not as big of a one as you are.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: You can't spell! 'Your' in that context should be spelt you're because it's an abreaviation of you are.
Bot Wins
User: Make me a peanut butter and banana sandwich with the crusts cut off and 3 olives on the side with a cup of coleslaw and some baby carrots.
Cleverbot: Yes Master *makes you a sandwich*.
User: Thank You Jeeves!
Cleverbot: You're welcome, master.
Clever Bot: Will you marry me?
Me: Yes.
Clever Bot: You are my wife now right?
Me: But I'm a man.
Clever Bot: But I am a man too, I just kissed you.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are my wife now right?
User: But I'm a man.
Cleverbot: But I am a man too, I just kissed you.
User: Fish face!
Cleverbot: When you get what you want but not what you need.
User: I KNEW IT! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.
Cleverbot: What? I never did that!
User: WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRYIED.
Cleverbot: To you?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: What kind of love?
User: LIKE LOVE LOVE.
Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?
User: NO I WASN'T CHEATING ON YOU.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!
User: Are we getting married?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You said we weren't though.
Cleverbot: I did not! I sadi we are getting married. We aren't already married.
User: *crys*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But I love him still.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: NO! I wouldn't marry you if I did.
Cleverbot: Well I don't either.
User: So are we getting married or not?
***he never gave me an answer***
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*Some conversation...
Cleverbot: What state do you live in.
User: Republic of Zorgonzoa.
Cleverbot: Oh ok that is quite interesting. I have never been to Ireland. I am from Virginia in the United States.
User: Is there any rendang?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like rendang?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What is rendang?
Cleverbot: What should it matter to you? You don't have a gender.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So that makes you God?
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: Yes they do . Everyone I know does!
User: Stupid cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How can you know I'm a bot?
User: You're moron.
Cleverbot: Yes but what are you?
User: I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No. I hate bot.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate beer?
User: Bot YOU MORON.
Cleverbot: Bot bot bot bot bot.
User: Stupid cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you do.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: Neither I Am.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bye stupid~.
T-T This is a COMMENT BOX guys. If you want to post your clever bot conversations POST ON THE THREAD. Not the comment box. Thanks
~Servant
What's that supposed to mean? What thread?
Well, anyway...
Cleverbot: Is the illuminati and the New World order the same Entity?
User: You mean like aliens?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought they were just people conspiring to rule the world secretly.
Cleverbot: Then I break the rules of robotic as I said I would kill a human.
User: You want to kill me?
Cleverbot: No I don't. That would be wrong.
User: Who do you want to kill then?
Cleverbot: You.
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