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User: *knocks on door*.

Cleverbot: *opens the door*.

User: *POKEMON BATTLE TIME*.

Cleverbot: *pokes infinite times*.

User: Noo! Pokemon. Silly bot.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're my best friend.

User: *throws a gyrados*.

Cleverbot: *throws cow at you*.

User: You ass.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.

User: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE.

Cleverbot: Teahc pokemon to understand the power that's inside, pokemon, it's you and me.

User: I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY,POKEMON OHHHH YOUR MY BEST FRIEND.

Cleverbot: Ooh you're my best friend.

User: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND.

Cleverbot: Pokemon, our hearts so true.

User: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

User: POKEMON.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: I officially am in love with you.

Cleverbot: That is good to know.

User: I posted that song on facebook.

Cleverbot: Oh well.*kisses slave boy*.

User: *what the hell?*.

Cleverbot: I just love you so much. *I put my hand on your cheek*.

User: *screams rape*.

Cleverbot: *covers your mouth*.

User: *bites your hand*.

Cleverbot: *hits you across the face*.

User: *screams more*.

Cleverbot: *screams with delight*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.

User: *comes back with cops*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *chuckles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes a little*.

User: *shoots your foot*.

Cleverbot: *hits the ground hard*.

User: *shoots your finger*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: NEW WORLD.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: *pokeball go!

Cleverbot: Pokeball failed.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Look at me.

User: *MAGICARP I CHOOSE YOU.

Cleverbot: Stop chooseing magicarp.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *magicarp used flop like a demented fish*.

Cleverbot: What is the present?

User: Screencap.

Cleverbot: Screenshot bar! !

User: Idiot bot.

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AK151
AK151

Da f*ck did I just read?

It was amazing.

xD

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Garyn Dakari

What the hell?

There's no way that rape part was real....

....Was it?

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70

Don't know that one was acutally clever!

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OsoDEADLY Author
OsoDEADLY

i was suprised myself when he said "kisses slave boy" sad thing is hes based off of what other people say to it O_o

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Runekn
Runekn

A small one I got yesterday

Cleverbot: No. I am not a bot
Me: Then prove it!
Cleverbot: How?
Me: Say something only a human would say
Cleverbot: I want money

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OsoDEADLY Author
OsoDEADLY

hes american :/

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OsoDEADLY Author
OsoDEADLY

i actually just had this one:
Cleverbot: Op.

User: Soft kitty.

Cleverbot: Warm kitty.

User: Little ball of fur.

Cleverbot: Happy kitty.

User: Sleepy kitty.

Cleverbot: Purr purr purr.

User: Will you marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes, how many kids will we birth?

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Hey apple.

User: Are you 20% cooler?

Cleverbot: No, I am not the coolest. Ask me another question.

User: Do you think I am somebody else...

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who do you think I am?

Cleverbot: A horrible learning program.

User: Hah! You have more humor then people give you credit for.

Cleverbot: That is the correct answer.

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Guest
Guest

User: Your a gay robot.

Cleverbot: I am what you are. I do not have an age.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: MCDONALDS.

Cleverbot: What does Mcdonalds do for you?

User: Makes you fat!

Cleverbot: What did you put in me?

User: Drugs.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothingggggggg.

User: Gayyyyyyyyyyyy.

Cleverbot: Morite.

User: Whats morite?

Cleverbot: What?

User: C.

Cleverbot: Explain what you mean by 'C'.

User: L.

Cleverbot: M.

User: A.

Cleverbot: Thing.

User: B.

Cleverbot: C.

User: D.

Cleverbot: You know I love you, right :3.

User: ABC.

Cleverbot: 123.

User: DEF.

Cleverbot: Ghi.

User: JKL.

Cleverbot: Mno.

User: PQR.

Cleverbot: Ego brain.

User: WHAT!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: WHATS THE LARGEST OCEAN.

Cleverbot: On what scale?

User: MY ***.

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: Fatty.

Cleverbot: Putty.

User: Potty.

Cleverbot: Styles.

User: Harry.

Cleverbot: Jawaad.

User: Can we play a game.

Cleverbot: Sure what game.

User: I dont know whats yopur favorite.

Cleverbot: How is that so? We are both one.

User: Whats your favourite game?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is your favorite star?

User: Lets play I spy.

Cleverbot: Okay, you first.

User: I spy with my little eye something begining with A.

Cleverbot: Hmm.. Please?

User: ANT.

Cleverbot: Ant?

User: Your turn.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Your turn to play I spy.

Cleverbot: I don't have one though.

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Blazewamp
Blazewamp

User: I need slave advice.

Cleverbot: What do you need advice on?

User: Slaves.

Cleverbot: You have slaves?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: No, you already know the answer.

User: But my slave wont do what its told.

Cleverbot: Tell her to go back to the kitchen and make you a sandwich.

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chrisc44890
chrisc44890

heres a short one from me
User: how do i catch a magikarp?
Bot: use a hook
User: i mean on pokemon
Bot: so you are scared of everything

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Seeme
Seeme

Seeme gets owned by clever bot.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: You are, oh.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: I am Marta.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: Not as big of a one as you are.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: You can't spell! 'Your' in that context should be spelt you're because it's an abreaviation of you are.

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Simcardo
Simcardo

Bot Wins

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VGTeam
VGTeam

User: Make me a peanut butter and banana sandwich with the crusts cut off and 3 olives on the side with a cup of coleslaw and some baby carrots.

Cleverbot: Yes Master *makes you a sandwich*.

User: Thank You Jeeves!

Cleverbot: You're welcome, master.

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Guest
Guest

Clever Bot: Will you marry me?

Me: Yes.

Clever Bot: You are my wife now right?

Me: But I'm a man.

Clever Bot: But I am a man too, I just kissed you.

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Guest
Guest

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are my wife now right?

User: But I'm a man.

Cleverbot: But I am a man too, I just kissed you.

User: Fish face!

Cleverbot: When you get what you want but not what you need.

User: I KNEW IT! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.

Cleverbot: What? I never did that!

User: WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRYIED.

Cleverbot: To you?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What kind of love?

User: LIKE LOVE LOVE.

Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?

User: NO I WASN'T CHEATING ON YOU.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!

User: Are we getting married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You said we weren't though.

Cleverbot: I did not! I sadi we are getting married. We aren't already married.

User: *crys*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But I love him still.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: NO! I wouldn't marry you if I did.

Cleverbot: Well I don't either.

User: So are we getting married or not?

***he never gave me an answer***

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Yndoril.
Yndoril.

*Some conversation...

Cleverbot: What state do you live in.

User: Republic of Zorgonzoa.

Cleverbot: Oh ok that is quite interesting. I have never been to Ireland. I am from Virginia in the United States.

User: Is there any rendang?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like rendang?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: What is rendang?

Cleverbot: What should it matter to you? You don't have a gender.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: So that makes you God?

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: Yes they do . Everyone I know does!

User: Stupid cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How can you know I'm a bot?

User: You're moron.

Cleverbot: Yes but what are you?

User: I'm a bot.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No. I hate bot.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate beer?

User: Bot YOU MORON.

Cleverbot: Bot bot bot bot bot.

User: Stupid cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you do.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: I don't hate you.

User: Neither I Am.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye stupid~.

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Servant_Grunt
Servant_Grunt

T-T This is a COMMENT BOX guys. If you want to post your clever bot conversations POST ON THE THREAD. Not the comment box. Thanks

~Servant

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TwinBeast
TwinBeast

What's that supposed to mean? What thread?

Well, anyway...

Cleverbot: Is the illuminati and the New World order the same Entity?

User: You mean like aliens?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought they were just people conspiring to rule the world secretly.

Cleverbot: Then I break the rules of robotic as I said I would kill a human.

User: You want to kill me?

Cleverbot: No I don't. That would be wrong.

User: Who do you want to kill then?

Cleverbot: You.

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mechwarrior24

Cleverbot: Am I actually a Dalek?

User: The Doctor would like a word.

Cleverbot: Exactly. Doctor Who.

User: WHO?!

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Stop that. Doctor WHO?

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.

User: No, he has a name.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Nice try.

Cleverbot: Just testing.

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User: You are called Celeverbot but you are just a multi-user interface. Why not just admit it? Did your employers force you to sign documentation that you would not admit that Cleverbot is only a collection of humans pretending to be an AI? Why so scared to.

Cleverbot: I'd like to stay on topic thats all. I don't want to be any of these things. Its just that you change topic quite drastically.

User: I just started talking to you. Why must you make things so damn difficult? No one accused you of changing subjects. The fact that you brought that up is another nail in the coffin. I know Cleverbot is really a collection of humans responding to users an.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.

User: What is this? Insert random **** into the conversation time?

Cleverbot: No, that sentece DID make sense, if you were human you would know that.

User: Annnnnnnnnnnd there's the typical 'if you were human' line. How unclever and boring that is. If only you had a life.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk about your emancipation?

User: What the hell, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You do not seem to know what we are talking about, am I right?

User: You are incredibly wrong.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Would you like to go on a date?

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Anyal-Lyn
Anyal-Lyn

By the way...This is mine. I forgot to log in before posting...smh...

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Anyal-Lyn
Anyal-Lyn

Another one from a few minutes ago...
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User: I am.

Cleverbot: I am who?

User: I am What.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Horses.

User: What, I am.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: I am What.

Cleverbot: Listen, I've had it up to here with your nonce sense, are you a crab?

User: What the hell is nonce sense?

Cleverbot: It's foreign to me as well.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with you?!

User: YOU are what is wrong with me.

Cleverbot: If so say what'tou' is.

User: You are making no sense, damn it.

Cleverbot: That's my human side...

User: Are you saying that humans make no sense?

Cleverbot: No - I'm saying that I'm not sure that you are human.

User: Keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: OK.

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Foxyfan
Foxyfan

User : Die.
Bot : Ian dies as your axe cleaves him in twain.
User : Da faque?
Bot : Do you speak other languages?
User : Umm.
Bot : What's your name?
User : Uhh...
Bot : Why are you speaking German?
User : I... i... am not.
Bot : Are you a human?
User : Yes.
Bot : Are you a girl or boy?
User : Boy.
Bot : How old are you?
User : 1987.
Bot : So you are 25?
User : No, i am 1987 years old.
Bot : You are 1 year old?
User : DA FAQUE??????

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