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All my feelings because I cry every time T.T
Such are the cruelties of life...
my love life in a nuttshell
I don't drink tea or coffee so people think I'm a horrible mutant living on water alone :(
Don't worry, people will begin to accept the fact that you can't control the fact you are a horrible mutant living on water alone.
I'm glad Putin appointed a young and truly beautiful woman and not some fat Russian dude with beard and vodka (mind you i have nothing against beard and vodka, i rock them both :P).
It's like "Damn Russians invaded us, but she is so pretty :O"
Why said that she didn't drink Vodka ?
or that she didn't have a beard?
mean while in her bedroom....... "today was soooooo stressful, well guess it is time to grab the Vodka, and artificial beard, and relax."
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All my feelings because I cry every time T.T
Such are the cruelties of life...
my love life in a nuttshell
I don't drink tea or coffee so people think I'm a horrible mutant living on water alone :(
Don't worry, people will begin to accept the fact that you can't control the fact you are a horrible mutant living on water alone.
I'm glad Putin appointed a young and truly beautiful woman and not some fat Russian dude with beard and vodka (mind you i have nothing against beard and vodka, i rock them both :P).
It's like "Damn Russians invaded us, but she is so pretty :O"
Why said that she didn't drink Vodka ?
or that she didn't have a beard?
mean while in her bedroom....... "today was soooooo stressful, well guess it is time to grab the Vodka, and artificial beard, and relax."