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Excogitatoris-Logica
Excogitatoris-Logica

It's OK. I didn't need my faith in mankind anyways.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Nothing a bullet to the head won't cure ^^

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

Bullet to the head is too kind for this unschooled abomination. Burn it!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal

No. Death is too easy.
I have the solution:

Sharpen the edges of Lego bricks and stick the sharp sides up, then make him walk a kilometre/mile across them.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

Thou art a genius Sir MasterofMetal, I salute thee.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

Or better yet, throw him in an australian jungle! Naked!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal

(Read this in an American Hillbilly voice)

Oh yeah! Dem animals are gonna make him squeal like a pig!

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YetiChow
YetiChow

oh god no, then we have to deal with the little so-and-so. Even the wildlife won't deal with him quickly enough to avoid permanent corruption...

The old methods are best. Fire, nukes, more fire.

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Beskamir
Beskamir

It's people like this that make me want to create an Assassin order just so there would be someone to execute these psychopaths.

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lord_of_pain
lord_of_pain

perhaps we should ...

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

Way ahead of you, training has already commenced and we have dispatched an elite repremand unit to bitch slap this ****** back into proper behavior.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

Kids these days...

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

... they can't spell for sh*t to save their sorry *****.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of child who mocks your mom on xbox live

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann

If I was his father, it's a few days chained to the pole in the basement with two meals of rice a day. I would visit him sometimes just to give him a good whipping though. Hopefully then he would learn something about life.
Now that I'm finished with my rant you gotta admit his parents had something to deal with this. No one 'wants' to be bad unless they view someone as more evil than them.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

His parents had nothing to do with this, thats the problem. A lot of people just dont bother educating their offspring.

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ghostings
ghostings

This damn thing is from a tabloid, all their stories are pretty much fake, why the hell is everyone taking this seriously? Jeez.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

Because there is a cat hostage, and us Internet dwellers sure do love kitties.

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Stemse
Stemse

is he wearing lipstick? O.o

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

That explains soooooo much!
Its time that filthy punk came out of the closet into the real world.

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript

Parenting gone wrong...

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tankkid1
tankkid1

I hate what this country has become.... Chavs, binge drinking, thug culture, No respect for anybody or anything.

(Sorry about moaning but it annoys me to no end.)

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BarecGesh
BarecGesh

i would like to know who was opening someone else's mail the letter was addressed to a fictional character,so who opened it.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

The teacher, its explained in the text of the news, and yes, the punk wanted a PS4 even if his house is diconnected from the powergrid.

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Knez
Knez

Well,this WAS the nice cat
And that's why you need to use condoms

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

*insert comment on how people are caring more about ps4 than jesus in christmas here*

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

*insert butthurt comment from XBox1 fan about how the kid is an idiot for wanting a PS4 over XBox1*

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