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Foxhounde
Foxhounde - - 416 comments

Depends, can I get a Female Automatic Rifleman?

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kubli
kubli - - 1,934 comments

She WILL shoot you if you ask for coitus.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

That would be dereliction of duty as not only she would disobey a direct order she would be charged with assaulting a superior officer.

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murauder
murauder - - 3,668 comments

And you will be dishonorably discharged for trying to enforce that order.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

Assuming one put that one her contract. She is working for a person now instead of a government. Meaning the employer writes the roolbook.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

Can I just have the automatic rifle and the ammunition? Cause I am not interested in handling the upkeep of either of them.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,857 comments

That's a better option, but if it's not valid, the rifleman is probably cheaper anyway.

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