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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter Oct 3 2012, 10:59am buried:

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Why do they need to do battle in the first place?

Blunt vs. crossovers like this are just stupid.

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TheGoodTheBadTheBrit
TheGoodTheBadTheBrit Oct 3 2012, 11:07am replied:

They must prove who is their better....

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde Oct 3 2012, 11:21am says:

They have powers that just about instantly disable. After all a terrorist who shoots first with an AK-47 and a turban can kill a US marine who is wearing body armor and has the most modern weapons.
Thus a battle between these two would have to have rules like "No instantly killing" Or only use powers that look pretty and explosive but don't really do any damage.
Now they can find out who is more powerful without killing each other but a battle can be won by a single basic spell or force action that does not show their true power.

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Oct 3 2012, 2:23pm replied:

So the best solution would be to put 1000 of each against each other to eliminate luck.

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun Oct 3 2012, 12:05pm says:

Well, I think before Voldemort can wave his wand and say "avada kedavra"...he will be fried with Palpy's lightning storm...

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK Oct 6 2012, 12:53pm replied:

Nah, Palps would just Force choke the **** out of Voldy.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude Oct 3 2012, 12:41pm says:

They'd both look at eachother and they'd both have heart attacks and die from seeing eachother's ugly faces.

Draw.

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Cody17
Cody17 Oct 3 2012, 1:59pm replied:

Hell ya he's right ^

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Oct 3 2012, 12:55pm says:

Palpy all the way, he has "infinite power"...force lightning pwnz

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta Oct 3 2012, 1:50pm replied:

he sayz "unlimited power" not infanite :P

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Oct 3 2012, 2:45pm replied:

POWA! UNLIMITED POWA!

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Oct 4 2012, 5:33pm replied:

Dude i watched the movie long time ago be happy i even remembered...and infinite/unlimited basically same **** :P

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis Oct 4 2012, 7:39am says:

EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

VOLDEMORT!

VS

EMPEROR PALPATINE! (aka Darth Sideous)

BEGIN!

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TheUnabridgedGamer
TheUnabridgedGamer Oct 4 2012, 7:08pm says:

Voldemort. He's far more agile and would just snarl-smile at the lightning attacks. Then he'd kill Palpatine with a flick of his wand.

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Ignatz
Ignatz Oct 5 2012, 5:27pm says:

Palpatine has Death Star. It's his own, bigger version of Avada Kedavra.
SW Win.

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