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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

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Why do they need to do battle in the first place?

Blunt vs. crossovers like this are just stupid.

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TheGoodTheBadTheBrit
TheGoodTheBadTheBrit

They must prove who is their better....

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde

They have powers that just about instantly disable. After all a terrorist who shoots first with an AK-47 and a turban can kill a US marine who is wearing body armor and has the most modern weapons.
Thus a battle between these two would have to have rules like "No instantly killing" Or only use powers that look pretty and explosive but don't really do any damage.
Now they can find out who is more powerful without killing each other but a battle can be won by a single basic spell or force action that does not show their true power.

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

So the best solution would be to put 1000 of each against each other to eliminate luck.

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun

Well, I think before Voldemort can wave his wand and say "avada kedavra"...he will be fried with Palpy's lightning storm...

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

Nah, Palps would just Force choke the **** out of Voldy.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

They'd both look at eachother and they'd both have heart attacks and die from seeing eachother's ugly faces.

Draw.

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Cody17
Cody17

Hell ya he's right ^

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Palpy all the way, he has "infinite power"...force lightning pwnz

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta

he sayz "unlimited power" not infanite :P

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Garyn Dakari

POWA! UNLIMITED POWA!

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Dude i watched the movie long time ago be happy i even remembered...and infinite/unlimited basically same **** :P

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

VOLDEMORT!

VS

EMPEROR PALPATINE! (aka Darth Sideous)

BEGIN!

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TheUnabridgedGamer
TheUnabridgedGamer

Voldemort. He's far more agile and would just snarl-smile at the lightning attacks. Then he'd kill Palpatine with a flick of his wand.

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Ignatz
Ignatz

Palpatine has Death Star. It's his own, bigger version of Avada Kedavra.
SW Win.

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