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Why do they need to do battle in the first place?
Blunt vs. crossovers like this are just stupid.
They must prove who is their better....
They have powers that just about instantly disable. After all a terrorist who shoots first with an AK-47 and a turban can kill a US marine who is wearing body armor and has the most modern weapons.
Thus a battle between these two would have to have rules like "No instantly killing" Or only use powers that look pretty and explosive but don't really do any damage.
Now they can find out who is more powerful without killing each other but a battle can be won by a single basic spell or force action that does not show their true power.
So the best solution would be to put 1000 of each against each other to eliminate luck.
Well, I think before Voldemort can wave his wand and say "avada kedavra"...he will be fried with Palpy's lightning storm...
Nah, Palps would just Force choke the **** out of Voldy.
They'd both look at eachother and they'd both have heart attacks and die from seeing eachother's ugly faces.
Draw.
Hell ya he's right ^
Palpy all the way, he has "infinite power"...force lightning pwnz
he sayz "unlimited power" not infanite :P
POWA! UNLIMITED POWA!
Dude i watched the movie long time ago be happy i even remembered...and infinite/unlimited basically same **** :P
EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
VOLDEMORT!
VS
EMPEROR PALPATINE! (aka Darth Sideous)
BEGIN!
Voldemort. He's far more agile and would just snarl-smile at the lightning attacks. Then he'd kill Palpatine with a flick of his wand.
Palpatine has Death Star. It's his own, bigger version of Avada Kedavra.
SW Win.