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What will do if u see him?
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What will do if u see him?
1) run away
2) talk to him
3) offer an apple
4) do the deal for his eyes
5) get the death note
6) decapitate him with your bare hands.
7) Call Chuck Norr..Nah I would call Putin.
Heresy!
Why not call both of them?
Why not zoidberg?
8) give him a hug... while pulling the cord to detonate the suicide vest you're wearing at the time.
Hm...death note or....
Running time running time
Time to run all day for the rest of mah life
Mammoth MK2... that's all there is to say.
No get the MARV, because "Size matters".
But if size matters, then wouldn't the MK II be a better choice?
I'll take screaming like a little girl for $500, Alex.
Well that'd mean I have the death note :D I win!
Offer him a deal for his eyes. Dem eyes man, sexy.
..offer him an oreo?
sorry firefox doubled my post
Assassinate him with a hidden blade.
I can't believe everyone forgot the most used option:
9) Panic
3) Offer him an apple. Seems I'm the only one here who watched Death Note.
Apples ofc
Give him a lemon, a combustible lemon
Timed, or remotely detonated?
****... yet another thing I wish I could unsee...
Well that's okay... I didn't need any sleep anyway.
O hi there Ryuk...
1)offer an apple
2)get the Death Note
3)take him with me on the nearest deathmetal concert
Ignore him, and get some Pocky... for a little game.