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Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2

6) decapitate him with your bare hands.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70

7) Call Chuck Norr..Nah I would call Putin.

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elMengu
elMengu

Heresy!

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde

Why not call both of them?

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lord_of_pain
lord_of_pain

Why not zoidberg?

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

8) give him a hug... while pulling the cord to detonate the suicide vest you're wearing at the time.

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infantryspec
infantryspec

Hm...death note or....
Running time running time
Time to run all day for the rest of mah life

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Mustache_Harbinger
Mustache_Harbinger

Mammoth MK2... that's all there is to say.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

No get the MARV, because "Size matters".

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

But if size matters, then wouldn't the MK II be a better choice?

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Arcones
Arcones

I'll take screaming like a little girl for $500, Alex.

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

Well that'd mean I have the death note :D I win!

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Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo

Offer him a deal for his eyes. Dem eyes man, sexy.

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Nkarpovich
Nkarpovich

..offer him an oreo?

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Nkarpovich
Nkarpovich

sorry firefox doubled my post

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

Assassinate him with a hidden blade.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

I can't believe everyone forgot the most used option:

9) Panic

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

3) Offer him an apple. Seems I'm the only one here who watched Death Note.

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CloneWarrior85
CloneWarrior85

Apples ofc

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Dejected-Angel
Dejected-Angel

Give him a lemon, a combustible lemon

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

Timed, or remotely detonated?

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

****... yet another thing I wish I could unsee...

Well that's okay... I didn't need any sleep anyway.

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun

O hi there Ryuk...
1)offer an apple
2)get the Death Note
3)take him with me on the nearest deathmetal concert

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Rexango-XV
Rexango-XV

Ignore him, and get some Pocky... for a little game.

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What will do if u see him?

1) run away
2) talk to him
3) offer an apple
4) do the deal for his eyes
5) get the death note

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