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Angel_of_Death2 Oct 3 2013, 12:49pm says:

6) decapitate him with your bare hands.

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rkraptor70 Oct 3 2013, 12:55pm says:

7) Call Chuck Norr..Nah I would call Putin.

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elMengu Oct 3 2013, 5:13pm replied:


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Foxhounde Oct 3 2013, 5:17pm replied:

Why not call both of them?

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lord_of_pain Oct 3 2013, 6:48pm replied:

Why not zoidberg?

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Kalga Creator
Kalga Oct 3 2013, 2:00pm says:

8) give him a hug... while pulling the cord to detonate the suicide vest you're wearing at the time.

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infantryspec Oct 3 2013, 4:00pm says:

Hm...death note or....
Running time running time
Time to run all day for the rest of mah life

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Mustache_Harbinger Oct 3 2013, 4:06pm says:

Mammoth MK2... that's all there is to say.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga Oct 3 2013, 5:24pm replied:

No get the MARV, because "Size matters".

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GooberTrooper Oct 4 2013, 1:49am replied:

But if size matters, then wouldn't the MK II be a better choice?

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Arcones Oct 3 2013, 5:02pm says:

I'll take screaming like a little girl for $500, Alex.

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KaBewmTheExplosive Oct 3 2013, 5:23pm says:

Well that'd mean I have the death note :D I win!

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Admiral_Skeybar Creator
Admiral_Skeybar Oct 3 2013, 5:32pm says:

Offer him a deal for his eyes. Dem eyes man, sexy.

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Nkarpovich Oct 3 2013, 6:34pm says:

..offer him an oreo?

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Nkarpovich Oct 3 2013, 6:44pm says:

sorry firefox doubled my post

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ElfFriend Oct 3 2013, 7:18pm says:

Assassinate him with a hidden blade.

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BioDestroyer Oct 3 2013, 7:52pm says:

I can't believe everyone forgot the most used option:

9) Panic

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Super-Kami-Ρrʌжis Oct 3 2013, 8:46pm says:

3) Offer him an apple. Seems I'm the only one here who watched Death Note.

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CloneWarrior85 Oct 3 2013, 9:23pm says:

Apples ofc

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Dejected-Angel Oct 4 2013, 12:24am says:

Give him a lemon, a combustible lemon

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IC-OSIK Oct 6 2013, 9:26pm replied:

Timed, or remotely detonated?

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MattmanDude Oct 4 2013, 12:53am says:

****... yet another thing I wish I could unsee...

Well that's okay... I didn't need any sleep anyway.

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MrTrigun Oct 4 2013, 7:53am says:

O hi there Ryuk...
1)offer an apple
2)get the Death Note
3)take him with me on the nearest deathmetal concert

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Rexango-XV Oct 5 2013, 12:41am says:

Ignore him, and get some Pocky... for a little game.

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What will do if u see him?

1) run away
2) talk to him
3) offer an apple
4) do the deal for his eyes
5) get the death note

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