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deniable_pain
deniable_pain

i ate homer because im sexy like that....

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

I slept with my lover because i'm sexy like that...looool i finally got something good from things like this :D

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70

I beat the cookie monster because I've got abs.

Wat?

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BreadIsDelicious
BreadIsDelicious

I ate a golf ball because I'm a pimp... wut da zog?

Though taking a look at other potential combinations, I should be thankful with what I got.

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Sakura Matou

I "beeped" a golfball because I am gay...

Interesting...I was not aware of this..

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70

I can only imagine your husband's reaction...

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Calgar
Calgar

I cuddled with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp....

Ok then...

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█Black/Brunez█
█Black/Brunez█

I ****** the kool-aid man because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

oh god, why?

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Sakura Matou

I actually LOL'ed at your's :P

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Horseman(War)
Horseman(War)

LOL..Really,why did you do that..^_^

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Luthorian
Luthorian

I ran naked with the kool-aid man because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Wait, am I you?

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

I cuddled with a golf ball because hoes keep stealing my tacos .....

o_o

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

I cuddled with a hippie because I'm sexy like that...

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Chompster
Chompster

i beat a dog because hoes keep stealing my tacos

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lord_of_pain
lord_of_pain

i cuddled with a glass of milk because i love to snort cocaine... sounds about right

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Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2

I stabbed a pot head because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
what the hell?

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nasorog
nasorog

i ****** some crack heads because i'm sexy like that

^could be worse, btw

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HyperBorealis
HyperBorealis

I ate a porn star because i love marijuana

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ghostings
ghostings

YOU MONSTER!

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HyperBorealis
HyperBorealis

but it's true

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

I ran shirtless with a stripper because I'm sexy like that.

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands

HAHAHAHA "I ****** Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that"

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not_a_fbi_agent
not_a_fbi_agent

i stabbed homer because i love marijuana.

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128

"I ran naked with the trojan man because I am sexy like that."

I don't get it. lol

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ghostings
ghostings

Trojan is also the name of a brand on condoms.

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Horseman(War)
Horseman(War)

I shot a **** because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

......O_O

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta

I shot a Teletubby because I love to snort cocaine

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

Gonna use my fake birthday (long story, and it's not my fault) then...

I cuddled with a drink because I'm good in bed.

...

... Ok, time to take my meds.

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MedicOnDuty
MedicOnDuty

I stabbed a golf ball because I'm a pimp.

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Sakura Matou

Man these hoes keep stealing everybody's tacos!

What gives?

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

Its becuase they wear white shirts.

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Sakura Matou

I'll make sure not to wear a white shirt while eating Tacos..

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FrikysKiller
FrikysKiller

I ate the cookie monster because I've got abs.
I win.

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

I ****** a bowl of cereals, because I love to snort cocaine *-*

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Horseman(War)
Horseman(War)

Lol...what?why? ^_^

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Sakura Matou

Well because...

Youtube.com

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Horseman(War)
Horseman(War)

Lol..funny :)

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Arcones
Arcones

I smoked with a **** because I'm a pimp.

Wat.

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency

I ****** a golf ball because I love marijuana.

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Horseman(War)
Horseman(War)

You did it when you were high....^o^

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elMengu
elMengu

"I ran shirtless with a condom because I've got abs."

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Ominous-Spud
Ominous-Spud

I shanked a toothbrush because I love to snort cocaine.

I'm struggling to find how this applies to me.

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency

I can't understand the logic behind you cocaine addicts either.

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murauder
murauder

I stabbed a tooth brush because I had too.

The NSA put a nano-phones in it.

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davo001
davo001

I beat the cool-aid man because I'm a pimp

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OsoDEADLY
OsoDEADLY

I shot your grandma because im sexy like that... yolo?

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agostinho
agostinho

"I ran naked with some crack heads because hoes keep stealing my tacos"

What the fudge?

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mechwarrior24
mechwarrior24

I cuddled with a porn star because I'm a pimp.

Suckers. >:)

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

I shot a porn star because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me.

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ACE-san
ACE-san

I ate a hippie because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me.

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Me: "I shanked an Easter egg because hoes keep stealing my tacos!"

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