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romnus
romnus Mar 30 2012, 6:35pm says:

"The young girl has arrived." English 1210 Resource Book. Umm... ok? O.o

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢ Mar 30 2012, 10:07pm replied:

lol I got "Reluctantly extended a hand to the visitor" -Metro 2033
LOLWUT?

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[$#!T-Happens]
[$#!T-Happens] Mar 30 2012, 10:36pm replied:

still better than the blank page i got :[

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romnus
romnus Mar 30 2012, 10:55pm replied:

try another book, lol :P

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[$#!T-Happens]
[$#!T-Happens] Mar 31 2012, 1:55am replied:

Four of them surrounded de Sable, each man alert, the air thick with fear and suspense

The Secret Crusade by Oliver Bowden

i think id prefer a blank page

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Mar 31 2012, 7:07am replied:

'Why would i want to get old?' Asked Loken, opening his tin of lapping powder and applying it to the vambrace, its new colour, a pale, greenish hued metallic still unfamiliar to her. 'Do you?' - False Gods(40k) :(

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█Black/Brunez█
█Black/Brunez█ Mar 30 2012, 6:42pm says:

"Determinate a flat surface´s area means to compare it with another area chosen as a measuring unit and establish how much times this last one is contained on the first one."

-From my school´s math book

(The ****? 0_o*)

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romnus
romnus Mar 30 2012, 6:54pm replied:

lol, looks like you are prepared before making your way to the bedroom :D

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exactinmidget92
exactinmidget92 Mar 30 2012, 6:45pm says:

" as always, a small army of servitors scrabbled about the dark edges of the circular chamber, manipulating the panels of runes set into the curved wooden walls." Warhammer 40k- Dead men Walking.

orgy anyone?

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Westonbirt
Westonbirt Mar 30 2012, 6:47pm says:

"In spite of his particularities, Djilas book invites a critic of socialist states elites."

Michael Voslensky's "Nomenklatura"

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CnC_Fin
CnC_Fin Mar 30 2012, 6:51pm says:

"Could I please have...?"

From "Russian for travellers". Poor me.

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romnus
romnus Mar 30 2012, 6:53pm replied:

aww.. lol, looks like you have the worst, sorry man :D

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jokamo
jokamo Mar 30 2012, 7:28pm says:

"true," Cabrillo acknowledged, "but we cannot fire the first shot".

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude Mar 30 2012, 8:12pm replied:

Nice one, lol.

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[$#!T-Happens]
[$#!T-Happens] Mar 31 2012, 1:53am replied:

Golden Buddha by Clive Cussler... nice choice

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Giuseppe
Giuseppe Mar 30 2012, 7:41pm says:

"ARTHUR ROCK." from "Steve jobs" by walter isaacson

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Ownagerator
Ownagerator Mar 30 2012, 7:41pm says:

There weren't any words on page 34.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude Mar 30 2012, 8:08pm says:

a blaster bolt seared past his head and he found himself in the middle of a firefight.

Republic Commando: True Colors by Karen Traviss


Not sure what this means... :P

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢ Mar 30 2012, 10:05pm replied:

I think it might mean you're homosexual...

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romnus
romnus Mar 30 2012, 10:25pm replied:

Or mabye it means he is competitive with other people to impress women. :P

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Arcones
Arcones Mar 30 2012, 11:37pm replied:

Besides the fact that you're reading a good book? I have no idea :P

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TheTriangulum
TheTriangulum Mar 30 2012, 8:27pm says:

"In fact she had seen more in Maryland zoo back in Baltimore" o_o

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romnus
romnus Mar 30 2012, 10:20pm replied:

lol

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper Mar 30 2012, 8:43pm says:

"The bulkier male figure could stand a little extra embellishment,"
That sounds bad. :P

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Jkl22d
Jkl22d Mar 30 2012, 9:57pm says:

"Once my interest in the social question was aroused, I began to study it with all thoroughness" - pg.34 Mein Kampf, MOTHER OF GOD wtf Hitler o0 ......

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romnus
romnus Mar 30 2012, 10:21pm replied:

lol, wtf Hitler... He knew this line would be used in this way some day :P

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do_i_ob
do_i_ob Mar 30 2012, 9:59pm says:

"Yes, Madame" Most interesting

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Mar 30 2012, 10:16pm says:

Auburn University's Student, Faculty and Staff Directory contains a section entitled "Auburn Pastors and Campus Ministers."

~Understanding the Times.

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lexyz123
lexyz123 Mar 30 2012, 11:05pm says:

"I belive he loved me as far a temperament like his allowed. Never he mentioned the word "love"."

-H.P.Lovecraft complete collection.

...

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French_Fry
French_Fry Mar 31 2012, 12:21am says:

AWW CRAP!

Algebra textbook

"Irrational numbers are all the numbers that are not rational."

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour Mar 31 2012, 2:26am says:

X-ray of the Cauda Equina with a contrast medium in the subarachnoid space (Atlas of the Human Body)

..........

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Runekn
Runekn Mar 31 2012, 3:25am says:

"A mermaide!"

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter Mar 31 2012, 3:48am says:

"-Cream and three cubes of sugar, and a doughnut"

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit Mar 31 2012, 4:03am says:

"Aerolithology"

--First sentence of Page 34 of Webster's Third New International Dictionary.

Definition: "The science that deals with meteorites." :D

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salveta
salveta Mar 31 2012, 4:46am says:

Life is like a story,it is not important how long it is,but how long it is.

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attackmike
attackmike Mar 31 2012, 5:46am says:

"motion of objects that have constant acceleration is common in nature."
-Laboratory experiments in college physics

errr...no clue.

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Extradaemon
Extradaemon Mar 31 2012, 6:04am says:

"But it will be easy enough to find him without that, if ever we arrive there"

-The Hobbit

Wow, that really works XD

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n5p29
n5p29 Mar 31 2012, 10:33am says:

"Thus if x and y belong to the ɛ-neighborhood of a and b, respectively, then x+y belongs to the 2ɛ-neighborhood of a+b."

Introduction to Real Analysis - 3rd Edition


...wut?

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Highmist
Highmist Mar 31 2012, 10:33am says:

"Mark had to get out of this bathroom"
-Pendragon

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Mar 31 2012, 10:37am says:

"In clock there is a pendulum which makes one period in 1 second."
..."Find how long is the pendulum"

-physics, mechanics

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KananTheViking
KananTheViking Mar 31 2012, 11:30am says:

"You can engage in combat on land and at sea"
-age of empires 2 manual

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Keksz
Keksz Mar 31 2012, 11:41pm replied:

engange in combat...I see what you did there

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]BlackPhoenix[
]BlackPhoenix[ Mar 31 2012, 12:37pm says:

"We suggest the option to Save. In the next window you will specify in which folder you wish to save."
-Internet for kids.

WELL **** ME !

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit Mar 31 2012, 6:01pm replied:

That last sentence that you wrote yourself seems to be the preferable one.

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan Apr 1 2012, 3:01am says:

What the........?

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ Apr 3 2012, 12:28pm says:

"This would lead to the fall of the roman empire, according to the conservative aristocrats."
>Romans - the ancient superpower.

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MachineShop
MachineShop Apr 6 2012, 12:01pm says:

"She turned away, her eyes stinging." Sounds bad, but this is the next sentence: "She wiped them and took a breath, blinking at the sky."

AWWWWW YEAH!

The Snow Falcon, Stuart Harrison.

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75shaddude
75shaddude May 1 2012, 4:54pm says:

"command the Earth"

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The_Darker_Side
The_Darker_Side May 4 2012, 6:33pm says:

"sheer horror flooded her face. Apparently she revived enough to persevere her profession."

O.o

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

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Silent_Scream
Silent_Scream May 8 2012, 3:23am says:

"The Following edges only work when the character is dealt a joker during combat."

-Savage Worlds Explorer's Edition Handbook. (Pen and Paper Game.... I know, hardcore nerdery)

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