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romnus Author
romnus

"The young girl has arrived." English 1210 Resource Book. Umm... ok? O.o

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢

lol I got "Reluctantly extended a hand to the visitor" -Metro 2033
LOLWUT?

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[$#!T-Happens]
[$#!T-Happens]

still better than the blank page i got :[

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romnus Author
romnus

try another book, lol :P

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[$#!T-Happens]
[$#!T-Happens]

Four of them surrounded de Sable, each man alert, the air thick with fear and suspense

The Secret Crusade by Oliver Bowden

i think id prefer a blank page

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

'Why would i want to get old?' Asked Loken, opening his tin of lapping powder and applying it to the vambrace, its new colour, a pale, greenish hued metallic still unfamiliar to her. 'Do you?' - False Gods(40k) :(

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█Black/Brunez█
█Black/Brunez█

"Determinate a flat surface´s area means to compare it with another area chosen as a measuring unit and establish how much times this last one is contained on the first one."

-From my school´s math book

(The ****? 0_o*)

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romnus Author
romnus

lol, looks like you are prepared before making your way to the bedroom :D

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The_Traveler
The_Traveler

" as always, a small army of servitors scrabbled about the dark edges of the circular chamber, manipulating the panels of runes set into the curved wooden walls." Warhammer 40k- Dead men Walking.

orgy anyone?

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Westonbirt
Westonbirt

"In spite of his particularities, Djilas book invites a critic of socialist states elites."

Michael Voslensky's "Nomenklatura"

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CnC_Fin
CnC_Fin

"Could I please have...?"

From "Russian for travellers". Poor me.

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romnus Author
romnus

aww.. lol, looks like you have the worst, sorry man :D

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jokamo
jokamo

"true," Cabrillo acknowledged, "but we cannot fire the first shot".

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

Nice one, lol.

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[$#!T-Happens]
[$#!T-Happens]

Golden Buddha by Clive Cussler... nice choice

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Giuseppe
Giuseppe

"ARTHUR ROCK." from "Steve jobs" by walter isaacson

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Ownagerator
Ownagerator

There weren't any words on page 34.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

a blaster bolt seared past his head and he found himself in the middle of a firefight.

Republic Commando: True Colors by Karen Traviss


Not sure what this means... :P

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☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢
☢SRB-DrunkSoviet☢

I think it might mean you're homosexual...

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romnus Author
romnus

Or mabye it means he is competitive with other people to impress women. :P

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Arcones
Arcones

Besides the fact that you're reading a good book? I have no idea :P

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TheTriangulum
TheTriangulum

"In fact she had seen more in Maryland zoo back in Baltimore" o_o

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romnus Author
romnus

lol

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

"The bulkier male figure could stand a little extra embellishment,"
That sounds bad. :P

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Jkl22d
Jkl22d

"Once my interest in the social question was aroused, I began to study it with all thoroughness" - pg.34 Mein Kampf, MOTHER OF GOD wtf Hitler o0 ......

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romnus Author
romnus

lol, wtf Hitler... He knew this line would be used in this way some day :P

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do_i_ob
do_i_ob

"Yes, Madame" Most interesting

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Garyn Dakari

Auburn University's Student, Faculty and Staff Directory contains a section entitled "Auburn Pastors and Campus Ministers."

~Understanding the Times.

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lexyz123
lexyz123

"I belive he loved me as far a temperament like his allowed. Never he mentioned the word "love"."

-H.P.Lovecraft complete collection.

...

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French_Fry
French_Fry

AWW CRAP!

Algebra textbook

"Irrational numbers are all the numbers that are not rational."

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

X-ray of the Cauda Equina with a contrast medium in the subarachnoid space (Atlas of the Human Body)

..........

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Runekn
Runekn

"A mermaide!"

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

"-Cream and three cubes of sugar, and a doughnut"

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

"Aerolithology"

--First sentence of Page 34 of Webster's Third New International Dictionary.

Definition: "The science that deals with meteorites." :D

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salveta
salveta

Life is like a story,it is not important how long it is,but how long it is.

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attackmike
attackmike

"motion of objects that have constant acceleration is common in nature."
-Laboratory experiments in college physics

errr...no clue.

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Extradaemon
Extradaemon

"But it will be easy enough to find him without that, if ever we arrive there"

-The Hobbit

Wow, that really works XD

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n5p29
n5p29

"Thus if x and y belong to the ɛ-neighborhood of a and b, respectively, then x+y belongs to the 2ɛ-neighborhood of a+b."

Introduction to Real Analysis - 3rd Edition


...wut?

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Highmist
Highmist

"Mark had to get out of this bathroom"
-Pendragon

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

"In clock there is a pendulum which makes one period in 1 second."
..."Find how long is the pendulum"

-physics, mechanics

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KananTheViking
KananTheViking

"You can engage in combat on land and at sea"
-age of empires 2 manual

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Keksz
Keksz

engange in combat...I see what you did there

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Cyberpresident_CORE
Cyberpresident_CORE

"We suggest the option to Save. In the next window you will specify in which folder you wish to save."
-Internet for kids.

WELL **** ME !

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

That last sentence that you wrote yourself seems to be the preferable one.

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan

What the........?

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ

"This would lead to the fall of the roman empire, according to the conservative aristocrats."
>Romans - the ancient superpower.

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MachineShop
MachineShop

"She turned away, her eyes stinging." Sounds bad, but this is the next sentence: "She wiped them and took a breath, blinking at the sky."

AWWWWW YEAH!

The Snow Falcon, Stuart Harrison.

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75shaddude
75shaddude

"command the Earth"

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The_Darker_Side
The_Darker_Side

"sheer horror flooded her face. Apparently she revived enough to persevere her profession."

O.o

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

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Silent_Scream
Silent_Scream

"The Following edges only work when the character is dealt a joker during combat."

-Savage Worlds Explorer's Edition Handbook. (Pen and Paper Game.... I know, hardcore nerdery)

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