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Hey, I'd like to be able to control remote controls with my mind -_-
ikr? then i wont have to get frustrated when the buttons dont work that good anymore or if i can't find it. ill just use my mind to use it
Also, how it is useless when you can control EVERY remote control out there? Think about controlling the nearest remote ICBM lunch system or any remote controlled military hardware.....
Abnormal arm hair growth......
......I have that power. Although it affects my entire body.
Entire? :D No, I don't want to hear more :D
well at least reviving bugs is semi cool look at shino -_-
1 second super strenght could be useful in a fight, but if you miss...
Yeah i was thinking the same, 1 second super strength is enough to punch someone really bad. Also "turn into a laptop" can be useful, just hope a porn director picks you up and brings you to work...unlimited pussy :)
i already have one of these - abnormal armhair growth rules
Well invisible in darkness would make you a really good nighttime commando
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