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It must have costed an arm and a leg to get that many lives...
...and ive been through many adventures but yet the most difficult will begin:the quest of losing virginity (not the hamster from the 70s show)
Sometimes I'm glad that I'm forbidden to take on that quest. It leaves me a LOT of free time.
every man for his taste my kind sir...you preffer games 24/7 i preffer having a female friend giving me company in real life(bonus points if shes a gamer)
but after the first time it becomes a very easy thing to get,far easier then alot of things-like finishing ghost recon future warrior or grid 2....
or getting half life 3
KILL IT WITH FIRE, sir fire doesn't work, FRAGDAMNIT OKAY USE THE BFG 9000!! SIR YES SIR!
Sir, we are facing an elite sword-wielding gun-toting heavy-armored trench coat wearing hidden-blade hiding nano-augmented undead time-traveling mercenary ninja assassin soldier hero of infinity, layered in more armor than a tank battalion, containing more sharp objects than a Swiss Army Knife, and bearing more sheer firepower than a tactical high-yield exo-atmospheric thermonuclear warhead.
...I'm afraid that the big freaking gun is not freaking big enough, sir.
this would be truer if gaming was actually a lot more VR than what the rift is.
dude the rift is awesome! and its still only a prototype so don't be too harsh :)
I NEVER said it was bad. Just not as awesome as I want VR to be. I want VR to be like Lucid dreaming, except the body is paralyzed and a computer is "rendering" the environment while your mind is controlling everything. Now THAT would be awesome and would make this picture much more true. (Hopefully I can be a part of the project that would develop that sort of VR, and if I can have it my way it will be called: Animus)
well, that would require computing power to be incredibly more advanced than it is currently, and we'd need a major understanding of how the brain works, which we're still working on. for now though we have the Oculus rift, the virtuix omni treadmill and (you'll like this one!) the brain wave headset Emotiv.com
there is quite a lot of progress towards my goal for VR already like: Humanconnectomeproject.org Youtube.com and a TON more awesome stuff that I once saw but I cannot seem to link to right now:(
wow! that's cool! that headset is basically what the Epoc does at the moment, but its still damn impressive :)
There is no such thing as "gamer" on who tries to replicate the lamest game cover in history.