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The true gamer nerd
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Kalga
Kalga Jul 13 2013, 1:39pm says:

It must have costed an arm and a leg to get that many lives...

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infantryspec
infantryspec Jul 13 2013, 1:40pm says:

...and ive been through many adventures but yet the most difficult will begin:the quest of losing virginity (not the hamster from the 70s show)

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 Jul 13 2013, 1:44pm replied:

Sometimes I'm glad that I'm forbidden to take on that quest. It leaves me a LOT of free time.

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infantryspec
infantryspec Jul 13 2013, 2:29pm replied:

every man for his taste my kind sir...you preffer games 24/7 i preffer having a female friend giving me company in real life(bonus points if shes a gamer)

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deniable_pain
deniable_pain Jul 13 2013, 4:50pm replied:

but after the first time it becomes a very easy thing to get,far easier then alot of things-like finishing ghost recon future warrior or grid 2....

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infantryspec
infantryspec Jul 14 2013, 4:10am replied:

or getting half life 3

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Hakumen
Hakumen Jul 13 2013, 1:47pm says:

KILL IT WITH FIRE, sir fire doesn't work, FRAGDAMNIT OKAY USE THE BFG 9000!! SIR YES SIR!

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit Jul 14 2013, 4:33pm replied:

Sir, we are facing an elite sword-wielding gun-toting heavy-armored trench coat wearing hidden-blade hiding nano-augmented undead time-traveling mercenary ninja assassin soldier hero of infinity, layered in more armor than a tank battalion, containing more sharp objects than a Swiss Army Knife, and bearing more sheer firepower than a tactical high-yield exo-atmospheric thermonuclear warhead.

...I'm afraid that the big freaking gun is not freaking big enough, sir.

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jul 13 2013, 3:22pm says:

this would be truer if gaming was actually a lot more VR than what the rift is.

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jokamo
jokamo Jul 13 2013, 5:47pm replied:

dude the rift is awesome! and its still only a prototype so don't be too harsh :)

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jul 14 2013, 3:44am replied:

I NEVER said it was bad. Just not as awesome as I want VR to be. I want VR to be like Lucid dreaming, except the body is paralyzed and a computer is "rendering" the environment while your mind is controlling everything. Now THAT would be awesome and would make this picture much more true. (Hopefully I can be a part of the project that would develop that sort of VR, and if I can have it my way it will be called: Animus)

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jokamo
jokamo Jul 14 2013, 10:49am replied:

well, that would require computing power to be incredibly more advanced than it is currently, and we'd need a major understanding of how the brain works, which we're still working on. for now though we have the Oculus rift, the virtuix omni treadmill and (you'll like this one!) the brain wave headset Emotiv.com

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jul 14 2013, 2:53pm replied:

there is quite a lot of progress towards my goal for VR already like: Humanconnectomeproject.org Youtube.com and a TON more awesome stuff that I once saw but I cannot seem to link to right now:(

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jokamo
jokamo Jul 14 2013, 3:03pm replied:

wow! that's cool! that headset is basically what the Epoc does at the moment, but its still damn impressive :)

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jrgl_cuchallain
jrgl_cuchallain Jul 13 2013, 4:10pm says:

It's a shame almost every game in that picture is an overrated pile of ****.

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infantryspec
infantryspec Jul 13 2013, 4:30pm replied:

well i recognize zelda something...mw3...assasins creed...******* skyrim bitches!
battlefield 3
deus ex and i cant recognize the one at the bottom....

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer Jul 13 2013, 7:19pm replied:

The one at the bottom is Dark Souls.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000 Jul 13 2013, 7:53pm replied:

I agree my friend.

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jul 14 2013, 3:47am replied:

I agree to a point, but what other games have awesome looking cover art that could be used to make a person like the one on battlefield's cover? (Not that I play that EAed game)

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CloneWarrior85
CloneWarrior85 Jul 13 2013, 7:38pm says:

There is no such thing as "gamer" on who tries to replicate the lamest game cover in history.

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