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The 7 Qualities of the Perfect Girlfriend
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To bad I'd disagree with gentle or sensitive, so no bigtits for me?
and innocence does not exist in this world anymore.
Innocence still exists in certain communities like the Amish, you just don't notice them because they don't use the internet...
Gentle is the opposite of rude, so I don't think that's a bad thing. I don't think that 'Sensitive' is referring to the "I'm offended by anything" type of people, so if that's true, that's not a bad thing.
But you are right, innocence doesn't exist anymore, and if it does, these people are in danger of being exploited, so it's not a good thing.
But that's why this is the 'perfect' girlfriend, not the 'best you can get in real life' girlfriend.
Am I the only one who prefers a woman who's:
Sweet
Meaningful
Astute
Loving
Lighthearted
Cute
Helping
Exceptional
Sensitive
Trustworthy
Enlightened
Devoted
You damn lolicon! XD
LOL
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All of these are great attributes, it's a shame we can't have a woman with all of them. (Well, I guess we could, but that would be weird...)
Sounds like the woman for me.
Isnt she Mr. Beans daughter ??
No, that's Gemma Atkinson in the picture.
Mr. Beans daughter is Lily Atkinson.
Atkinson <=> Atkinson
Two tottaly different names. My bad
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