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Raihanweiss
Raihanweiss - - 1,161 comments

I always do that trick, but never get caught, this dude need to learn, practice make perfect after all. The key is to kick your surrounding to check for "hostile", noone will blame "sleeping" people for sudden kick. They will probably think that you got nightmare.

PS: And yes, i hit my mother once in that practice. A softer method is to palpate if you didn't want "violence"

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Noobkiller2
Noobkiller2 - - 1,142 comments

***-Kick at its best

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Excogitatoris-Logica
Excogitatoris-Logica - - 2,755 comments

Considering he sneaked into a bed in a pitch dark room, *while remaining undetected*, I think a more accurate title would be "when your dad is a ninja with night-vision".

Also that's the typical poor strategy to stay up late alright. Don't do that, it has very poor cost-efficiency, and a way too high risk of not working at all.
Instead, develop a relationship of trust, prove your parents/tutors you're able to do what's expected of you, while also staying up late. If you can do that, there's no need to sneak around, there isn't a fixed "go sleep" time to begin with.
I can tell you firsthand it works. Takes time, yes. But it's very much worth it on the long run.

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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,973 comments

There's a simple tactic to avoid geting caugh: WEAR FRIGGIN PAJAMAS or something while pretending to be asleep.

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Mladen.
Mladen. - - 1,830 comments

Dad has a weak point, just smash his glasses and you are set.

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