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I wonder how hot it gets out there for the rest of you guys this time of year...
Are these guys really bitching about temperatures between 90-103 fahrenheit? What a bunch of pussies, i felt worse...
Well given I'm one of those guys would you care to enlighten?
Or are you too much of a pussy to bother with a legit response?
Have death valley over here in the Mojave where it can go over 120. Only place higher was in Libya, where a reading of 136.4 degrees Fahrenheit was reported. At least I know when Qaddafi died he died roasting his *** off.
The 90's are just a average over here in July, it can and has gone over a 100.
It's fun to BS on weather. :-)
Well I stopped carring when I saw the "103 today".
Why do 'mericans dont do it in Celsia????
Oh I dunno, because that's just how us 'mericans are and we don't give a rats *** about what prejudiced little Czechs think about us.
You don't hear me asking you to switch to Fahrenheit.
And now something about "metric" system :3
Metric Master Race?
You mean Kelvin master race? I suggest we all start using Kelvin since it doesn't require the degree specification. You just say 300K instead of 26.85ºC. Of course there's a degree symbol but using that on moddb requires extra effort.
Woah, a bit aggressive there don't you think?
sterotypical american i would say lol.
;-)
Ah yes, summer, what a lovely time to go for a dive, meanwhile I'm just staying home, studying until 27 of June just to pass this ******* semester...
Meh. 109.4 is an average hot summer day in Bangladesh.
It is currently 91 and that is quite chilly by our standards.
tips helmet*
At least it's humid.
Something tells me you are not familiar with the conditions of hot humid climate...
Wet dust literally forms a mold over your skin, making you feel like you are wearing a rubber suit. Water makes air difficult to breath while excessive sweating leads to rapid dehydration. And just to put a cherry on top of these, death by heat strokes becomes all too common occurrence. So far over 153 people died because of heat stroke in the capital alone this year, and almighty knows how many more died in the rural areas.
We literally have the same problem with dehydration and heatstroke's where I live. You're not telling me anything new. Only difference is instead of the heat sweating it out of you, over here it roasts it out of you.
Most people think that since you feel the sweat more on the skin in humid weather that you're sweatin more, but it just ain't evaporating and therefore you aren't sweating as much. In dry heat when you sweat, you have trouble noticing.
Where I live is officially the hottest place in Europe, with average temperatures of 40º during summer and peak temperatures of 51º for a day or two.
The dry heat ain't so bad. The humid heat gets under your skin.
I second that
The catch about the dry heat over here other than feeling like you're in a oven, it sucks the water outta ya. You get dehydrated faster, and more likely to get a heatstroke.
I actually miss the more humid heat I had back in the Bay Area since we lived next to the coast. Of course, it's not as hot over there compared to here in Boulder City. On average most Bay Area days at their hottest were a mid 80's. Which compared to what were talking about that's heaven. Only real annoyance to me there was liberals full of hot air.
I don't know whether dry heat or humid heat is worse for the health, and I don't feel like doing a proper search right now, but humidity increases the apparent temperature, which makes it even hotter.
38-39 degrees is a common hot day here, many times during summer it goes above 40, and with apparent temperature it goes up to around 45. I remember it went up to 55 at least once back in December (That may happen frequently, I don't know, I don't keep track of the exact temperatures).
Well, thankfully winter is coming down here. (But winter hasn't been much of a winter in the last few years. The last few days have been cold, but it's because of a cold front, so winter will probably not be much like this.)
Plus, deserts aren't that bad, at least the nights are cold, because the atmosphere doesn't store the heat. It only cools off here some hours after midnight.
Would you guys stop measuring your extreme climate dicks?
This is a comedy group, not a meteorology conference!
-1 Celsius last night.
But geez guys, +1 to Boda on not caring how giant your temperature phalluses are.