Something I found image - Humor, satire, parody

This is brilliant :D

Press (Enter) to play

Most people I know Click the Enter,Space, or Escape key. I click the mouse when it says "Press Any Key". Does anyone else do that?

whenever I played a console game, and the start menu said: "Press start", I always felt like a boss when I got away with pressing X or A to start the game. However, if the game absolutely required that I press start, I somehow felt cheated... :P

How could one be fooled by this sentence? It says "Press any key". It does not say, "Press the Any key". If a person thinks the sentence above refers to a specific key, then they will need to take a new coarse on English grammer. Games do not say, "Press enter key", they say "Press the Enter key". Anyone who is fooled by this should be shot for treason against Common Sense, Rationalism, and the Common Good of Humanity.