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i'd go on more planes if i got put next to baby crocodiles
... and yet there are still tons of humans around...
PRAISE THE DARK GODS!!!
Oh Dara we love you.
We just have ****** up offspring and parents who just make em cry even more. Animals are decent people even at a young age, so I see we're finally coming to our senses.
I hated babies when I was a toddler.
I hated toddlers when I was a kid.
I hated kids when I was a teenager
Now, I just hate everyone because I believe in equality for all.
You explained my life right there.
This is the perfect way to explain it.
Naturally I read it in his voice. Can't help meself.
When he says "Ducklings", say it like "Dooklings" but pronounce the "oo" like you would say "took".
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