I just got a cut in the knee - 12" deep... with my pair of blue rubber flip-flops. Which I guess means my leg was basically cut off and because of it I have 18% of survival. Now this is pathetic. ^^
the last blue item i touched: 6 inch Razor knife made for constuction(fml)
Month i was born on: 6
Body part.....i just got out of the restroom....
last 2 digits...45%
I'm having a hard time imagining the circumstances that would cause you to get injured by some of these objects, like a shirt, or tupperware... They would have to be handled by an expert weaponmaster to have any hope of even breaking skin, let alone several inches deep. :P Also: A sponge. lol, A SPONGE! :D you would need to fire the sponge out of a gun from Mass Effect to cut 2 inches deep! :P This is hilarious, thank you exalted40000, you have made my day, as well as many others. ;)
My soft, blue mousepad, where my hand was resting comfortably.
I was born the first month of some year a while ago.
My jaw, that I was stroking thoughtfully...Or maybe I was scratching an itch.
And my last digits are...WAITAMINUTE...Is this some kind of ruse to get me to give out my phone number? Well, it worked, 52.
So I was just stabbed one inch deep in the jaw with my mousepad, and I have a 52% chance of survival.
im not sure how, but my shirt is killing me right now(im wearing blue)
its in 9 inches on my face and i have a ???% survival chance.
i have no cell phone.
...Crap
The Last Blue Item I Touched (My Demons Broad Sword)
Month I was Born On (9)
Body Part (Mouth)
Last 2 Digits (64)
Soooo YEAH THIS STINKS!!!!
And Now my Sword is going down my Throat
Because i've got a High Survival Chance...
Oh, really?
I just got a cut in the knee - 12" deep... with my pair of blue rubber flip-flops. Which I guess means my leg was basically cut off and because of it I have 18% of survival. Now this is pathetic. ^^
fml...
the last blue item i touched: 6 inch Razor knife made for constuction(fml)
Month i was born on: 6
Body part.....i just got out of the restroom....
last 2 digits...45%
fml
I'm going to be stabed with a AA-battery at my hand 2 inches in with 29% survival chance, I guess I should be feeling lucky...
idk about feeling lucky...batteries are quite corrosive on the inside...better hope it dont bust...
My cheek is cut 7 inches deep with a blue plastic Mentos chewing gum package... thankfully I have a 76% chance of survival :D.
My shirt
5 inches deep
My left shoulder
42%
What...the...****...
I got cut with my book, 4 inches deep in my mouth.
Think I'm lucky, huh? Got that damn wrong, my survival chance is 02%... xD.
A shovel
9 inches deep
Mouth
06% survival chance...
****
OK now that's a little too disturbingly accurate.
A Sponge (!)
2 iches deep
My chin
54%
WTF? 0_o
my mouse, 11, my face, 32%
(pc) mouse
12 iches deep
my arm
46%
dafuq
This should be an ad in a pr0n site.
10 iches deep leg cut, 94% survival :|
My mouse pad is blue, 8 inches deep (lol) I was cut on my left cheek (it was itching) and 84% chance of living, sounds good.
Wow, blue mousepad and cheek. Same here.
Stabbed by a booklet 9 inches deep in my stomach with a 01% chance of survival... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!
my cel. or it was the vga cable?
4 inches.
neck.
66% survival chance.
well, i'm not too much ******
A timeout wrapper cut my finger 8 inches deep and I got a 45% chance of survival. Lolwut
my shorts 1 inch deep in my leg with 73% chance. i think im fine
My shirt
10 inches deep
hands
72% survival chance
surprisingly accurate but what kind of derange person will stab you with a shirt?
<.< >.> ...Muhahahahaha...
A tupperware
4 inches deep
****
70%
xxxx
I'm having a hard time imagining the circumstances that would cause you to get injured by some of these objects, like a shirt, or tupperware... They would have to be handled by an expert weaponmaster to have any hope of even breaking skin, let alone several inches deep. :P Also: A sponge. lol, A SPONGE! :D you would need to fire the sponge out of a gun from Mass Effect to cut 2 inches deep! :P This is hilarious, thank you exalted40000, you have made my day, as well as many others. ;)
My soft, blue mousepad, where my hand was resting comfortably.
I was born the first month of some year a while ago.
My jaw, that I was stroking thoughtfully...Or maybe I was scratching an itch.
And my last digits are...WAITAMINUTE...Is this some kind of ruse to get me to give out my phone number? Well, it worked, 52.
So I was just stabbed one inch deep in the jaw with my mousepad, and I have a 52% chance of survival.
Not so bad.
A crayon,two inch deep,nothing,09%. Well i didn't get stabbed anywhere so this fails.
A pen,4 inch deep,in the chest,14% chance of survival. Lool.
A blue packet of hob-nobs ( 1.bp.blogspot.com )
11 inches deep
In the face
35% survival chance ;)
I can't remmeber what the last blie thing I touched was.
So, I've been stabbed in the [censored] with my PS3 controller, 2 inches deep, with a survival chance of 92%. Eh, I suppose it could be worse.
Towel, eye, 12 inches deep, 99% chance of survival...
I'm confused...
laptop
26 inches deep
my face
74%
???
lolwut
7 inches deep
stabbed by wall, 8 inches on the face, 94% survival chance.
tis but a scratch!
I just took a 6 inch stab wound to the face at the hands of a blue recliner wielding lunatic and have a 70% chance of survival...
I'M F***ING INVINCIBLE!!!
Stabed 9 inches deep im the stomach with jeans.
And my survival chance is 99%.
old rusty screw driver
6 inches deep
stomach
25% survival chance
doesn't look to good for me..
My mousepad
5 inches deep
my hand
73% survival chance
sounds about right, cause my mousepad ain't that big.
Blue pen
11 inches deep
My leg
25% survival chance
got a blue m&m stabbed 9 inches into my eye and i got a 01% chance of survival. oh no!
im not sure how, but my shirt is killing me right now(im wearing blue)
its in 9 inches on my face and i have a ???% survival chance.
i have no cell phone.
calculator
9 inches
my nose
no phone so 0%
yay
Well me, My blue ball point pen, 10 inches deep, last body part was my arm, and my percentage survival aws 94% and I'm 5% ****ed I guess.
stabbed with a pillow
3- inches deep
sttabed in the leg
survival chance-18%
****
stabbed by a pen
1 inch deep
stabbed in the thigh
survival chance 20%
Damn that pen is one lucky SOB
I was cut through eleven inches of my earlobe, quite a piercing, by a pepsi can. I have a 91 percent chance of survival. Woot.
last blue thing i touched:battery
month born:8
last body part i toughed:my neck
survival chance 82%
Hell yeah
Stabbed by jeans
2 inches deep
in the leg
42% chance of survival
WTF?
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