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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,009 comments

I personally prefer threats to bribes. I'm cheap and they don't cost me anything XD

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,857 comments

But if the threat doesn't work, you will have to do something, and that might have a cost, whether monetary or not.

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

Yes - you can drink the beer.
No - I will drink it all.

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murauder
murauder - - 3,668 comments

Ok Missy, but you better think about what kind you're getting and it's coming out of your own wallet.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Lol i got my first tattoo on my 16th birthday, and my family actually supported me, no bribes or threats were needed :P

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Why is diet beer so popular? Don't call it light, it's diet.

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky - - 1,733 comments

Because people don't want to be fat so they consume diet/light stuff, then proceed to get fat anyway as they can't control themselves.

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