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The next golden age of music is coming.
Hate to ruin the party, but he was joking.
He is not retiring. He'll just keep singing and spray painting and paying hookers 'till her gets an award for his work.
In the meantime, let us continue to plot his demise. I'm thinking of creating Derp incarnate to pimp-hand his b*tch face then teabag the sh*t out of his tight little arse.
No, we still have to deal with One Direction and Nicky Minajss
Is this real?
If so... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please let this be real
... in teh great words of Ackbar himself...
It's A TRAP!
It's a not very well put together gag that shows how many peop[le really do not like that thing....
wait.... am i close?
PRAISE THE DARK GODS!!!
Tzeench has smiled upon us this day and hath given us change.
... on second thought, he probably is on his period and not really meaning it.... which is a damn shame.
This is proof: there is a God! And He loves us!
Still leaves us with one direction though :/
sadly he has made enough money to do so at his age. **** you world
After years of torment, my ears can finally heal...
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