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JonnyBoy0719
JonnyBoy0719 - - 2,784 comments

Westwood ftw
Westwood R.I.P

god damn EA for buying up whole Westwood and stealing their awesome games -.- they don't deserve it

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

Even though I totally agree with you we have to admit they still managed to do awesome work on RA3. CnC4 however.... was a fail.

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JonnyBoy0719
JonnyBoy0719 - - 2,784 comments

RA3 isn't so much fun as RA2 tbh. :/

also, if they killed Albert Einstein, Yuri is alive in RA3 (and he should be). Because he died by Albert Einstein time machine, and now I want "RA3:Yuri's Return" or something like that :L Yuri was awesome and an awesome actor.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

RA 3 is mockery of the Red alert series.

Hello, I am suppose to be a commander who is in command a massive army dedicated to dominate/liberate the wold, not some kid who is playing toy solder with plastic units.
EA completely f**ked up the main fun side of the Red alert series with RA3.

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Metaltooth Author
Metaltooth - - 2,664 comments

Close enough-> Fc04.deviantart.net

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

If EA truly builds this as RA 4 and with the realism of the RA2, I am going to forgive them for what they did to Mass-Efect 3 ending!

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

Pardon me?! 'with the realism of the RA2'?! W00t? It seems to me guys, that you all are missing a BIG aspect of the RA universe - it was never meant to be realistic or serious. It was a sarcastic caricature of the war as a whole. And they captured that pretty damn well with RA3.

The real deal was supposed to be the tiberuim universe but alas we shall never see it again with the same look as we did before.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

It WAS meant to give you the felling of a real field commander, if do not understand that than shut up! Guys like you what allowed EA to pull of that product.

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

When I was laughing on the jokes in the cut scenes of the first RA (back in 1996')you were still ******* in your pants. So, you should be the one who shuts his mouth =) Got it kiddo?

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,725 comments

Well some of the lower lvl units in RA2 are somewhat realistic...

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Metaltooth Author
Metaltooth - - 2,664 comments

Rest in peace master....

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French_Fry
French_Fry - - 2,510 comments

I serve you, master.

*Mind control sound*

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

Be one... With Yuri.
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But yes, RIP Westwood.

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White_Hand
White_Hand - - 468 comments

Psychic Dominator ready

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan - - 2,874 comments

(buried)

C&C

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

Actually its C&C:RA 2.

Gets your facts straight!

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan - - 2,874 comments

You know what??? **** YOU!!! BITCH!!!

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

and then win golden poo award! :D

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Vurufarmacija
Vurufarmacija - - 661 comments

FANBOY ALERT DETECTED. CALL Mr.BUTTHEAD AND THE COMBINES NOW!

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L00Ng_StRyKr
L00Ng_StRyKr - - 468 comments

your zhouts, are mine...

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan - - 2,874 comments

hdfsdfwerwe

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