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Ori`verda
Ori`verda

I pick Genius because with knowledge comes power. I can build devices to enhance my evolution or so that I can advance that of others. Effectively giving me the powers of Observer, Predator, Shapeshifter and Evolved.

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MasterJason Author
MasterJason

You can't.

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_w_
_w_

Ori stop breakin game pls

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

Exactly! Always nice to find people that actually think outside the box.

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MasterJason Author
MasterJason

What I meant was you Really can't, The genius gets Stupider with each body transfer and he has a cannot create tech that can rival or surpass "the suit's" tech. And when you get older you get depression and anxiety And that will get worse so you will either go mad or kill yourself.

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Boda
Boda

Wtf?
It says that with "Suit", you are weak to water because it sinks like a rock and makes all systems (all but life-support) offline.
Today's tech can surpass that!

I'll pick genius any time and make JARVIS and Iron Man armour.

"Hammerhead" could wreck that "Suit" any time...

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

Oh so what's stoping me from making a specific body/machine which I would then simply control from afar like Tony does in Iron Man 3? Wisdom and intelligence wins every single time since through it all things become possible.

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FrikysKiller
FrikysKiller

I'm between the evolved and the genius. If the genius didn't have those psychological dissorders in the last years it would be the best without question.
But I'll go with the evolved because it doesn't have any strong adversity, and the physical capacities would make life quite entertaining.
Now the question is wether humankind would be prepared for such a thing.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

I totally agree with you, both about the genius and the evolved. I would totally choose the genius, but those cons are far too big.

And screw humanity, I would be a superior being, they would not be able to do anything against me. >:)

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SmashingMoose
SmashingMoose

The dealer: because i'm so rich i will hire 4 vampire bodyguards and if someone is in my way i will hire the predator to kill him. I will also buy 4 woman's who are constantly nude, they will cook and clean my house (and sleep with me).

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

so much this.

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YetiChow
YetiChow

problem with being a Dealer is that there's always a bigger, badasser dealer; when you get to the top you're constantly on the defensive from everyone else and that gives someone else the chance to sneak up and overtake you. Then they hire your 4 vampire bodyguards, buy your women, leave you alone in the dirt and eventually hire the Predator to come get you just to be sure you're no longer a threat.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

The invader, because it seems the be the most douchebag choice among them...

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elMengu
elMengu

You monster.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann

The evolved seems to be the best choice for me.

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CloneWarrior85
CloneWarrior85

The Immortal, cuz...... i'm gonna be a m**** ******* skeleton :|



And have dogs chewing my legs :|

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davo001
davo001

split between the evolved and the vamp.
either would be good mainly because of the long life and increased physical ablities

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_w_
_w_

I have a bone to pick with the immortal...

Oh god D: does that mean i gotta pick him? damn puns..

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Garyn Dakari

Genius and Evolved both sound pretty good, but I think I've got to pick Hero simply because it has by far the best description :D

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not_a_fbi_agent
not_a_fbi_agent

the evolved for the strength/long life or immortal for living forever but low strength,hard to choose. any genius want to help force evolve a immortal?

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French_Fry
French_Fry

Either the Immortal (So I can annoy the crap out of people) or the Hero (so someone can annoy the crap out of me). And also, Hero so I can make cool costumes :D

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

Why can't this be an actual game? D:

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

Most of these, even on their own, could make some really awesome games :D

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

All these could easily be characters in a D&D-Like universe. All playing out in the exact same game and stuffs.

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

I've never been one much for D%D, but if someone sets it up I'll definitely play as The Observer.

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elMengu
elMengu

The maw thingy is quite discouraging but... Oh well, the Evolved.

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BMV
BMV

The Observer...just sit back and watch...

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attackmike
attackmike

No one wants to choose the observer? surprising o.o

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128

Gonna be an outsider and say The vampire. I can deal with feeding once per weak and a few chores in the day.

I mean.. considering how many girls are into vampires these days..

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Death-The-Reaper
Death-The-Reaper

hm... what about me? I'm immortal and a skeleton, but i have the power to kill...well...everything really! soo how does that work?

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

you seem confused.
A reaper does not kill, it collects and guides the souls of the fallen/slain.
Unless said soul refuses to die at it's time, in which case you can kill it to force it to die.

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Death-The-Reaper
Death-The-Reaper

ahahah! that's just a story i made up so people would stop doing stupid rituals to summon me to kill other people, i'm the fourth horseman, "The Pale Rider" ya know the one that can kill with sword, famine, plague, and wild beasts of the earth?
i changed my name because, lets face it. "The Pale Rider" just an't as awesome as "Death-The-Reaper"!

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency

I don't know whether to pick the hero or the invader.

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nasorog
nasorog

the predator ofcourse. seems to be the only right choice

who don't want to live 600 years in peace and security, while being the fear incarnate and shapeless shadow-formed bloodlust devastator itself?

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

Really close to picking The Evolved or The Experiment, but I think I'd have to go with The Hero for the whole archnemesis and costume thing.

Aside from that, The Genius is pretty much a more extreme version of Anakin Skywalker and The Experiement is the American version of Yuriko Omega.

And as for The Slider, with my poor sleep habits and the typically large number of elaborate, recurring dreams I tend to have, it seems that I actually resemble this one to a small extent.

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murauder
murauder

Evolved. Because it would take survivability to new heights if I'm up against most of what I'll face and have enough intelligence to speak, study the situation at hand and quickly decide either fight or flight at a faster pace. The intimidation factor is a bonus.

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AK151
AK151

I think I'm going to choose the Predator (with the Evolved as a runner-up). I think it just suits me better, being death incarnate for 600 years with only one "friend". What does that say about me?

xD

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

This is a tough one for me... I'm torn between Evolved and Experiment. I mean, with Evolved, I would be able to not give a frack about anyone's opinions of me; if they hate me, what could they really DO about it? But with the Experiment option, I could finally know true peace of mind that I have always wanted above all else; the telekinesis and stuff would just be an extra bonus.
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GAH! Decisions!

...Well, I actually just thought of something. Looking at the stock picture, the "alterations" mentioned in the description for the Experiment do not appear to be that bad, just VERY long fingernails and a bald head, which could pass for being more or less human features once I get cleaned up. Initially, I suspected that those lines were life-support systems, but they aren't hooked up to anything...

I choose the Experiment option for the peace of mind reason.

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shishman
shishman

I will be King. More specifically, God - Emperor of Mankind. I will steer us all to a better future!

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