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Rinnr
Rinnr - - 910 comments

How can she learn from that lesson if she's...

Nevermind.

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,007 comments

Well it ensures nobody else can make that same mistake by removing the faulty genes.

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Death-The-Reaper
Death-The-Reaper - - 726 comments

Don't tell me you have complaints too!?!

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Raihanweiss
Raihanweiss - - 1,161 comments

Nope, she has too few STR and AGI to do one-hit kill
I don't say anything about wound herself

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Mirsh
Mirsh - - 1,776 comments

As someone who actually practises swordfighting I have to disagree. Swords itself are pretty safe. The people using them are usually the problem.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,724 comments

Just like guns, none have killed people just by existing, people kill people. Heck, I was a chef for 7 years and got good with knives. Do you know how much you can injure someone with a knife without killing them? Or how quickly you can kill them with but one cut?

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,857 comments

People are always the problem. Regardless of subject.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

A longsword is too much for her. Should have given her a Gladius.

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Perdikofas
Perdikofas - - 709 comments

Child, plese roll 1d6 to attack your opponent.
Child rolls 1.
Congratulations, it's a critical fail, you kill yourself!
D&D in a nutshel...

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EpsilonEmpire
EpsilonEmpire - - 872 comments

its a lesson everyone must learn

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Mirsh
Mirsh - - 1,776 comments

Reminds me of that one time my entire party almost got wiped because I crit-failed trying to row a boat and we all sucked at swimming. It was pretty hilarious.

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