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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,728 comments

Leaked images of the next star wars movie?

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

Yes :-(

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta - - 5,828 comments

Original expanded universe fans arguing with disney new canon fans- 2017 colorized

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta - - 5,828 comments

*Micky Mouse over the loudspeaker* "ACHTUNG! ATTENTION DISSIDENTS! Your nearly 40 years of Comics, novels, Tv Shows, and Video Games are no longer relevant! Kyle Katarn Didn't steal the death star plans, Thrawn is now canon but the Heir to the Empire Trilogy still isn't, Anakin's super annoying apprentice from that 2008 clone wars show is canon but Starkiller, the super awesome secret apprentice in The Force Unleashed isn't, however we did name what is essentially the third death star in The Force Awakens after him for extra salt in the wounds. Due to my decision to make that ****** 2008 clone wars show canon, based souly on the fact that it made George Lucas an ***-ton of money and not because I care about the franchise I bought for $4 billion; Mandalorians were peaceful pansies during the clone wars and nothing like the Republic Commando novel series described, Darth Maul somehow magically survived being chopped in half and thrown down a reactor shaft, being vaporized by the theromo-nuclear reactor powering the capital city of Theed and rather than killing this canon breaking pile of bantha dung when I "reset" *cough* *Killed* Cough* the expanded universe, I made Rebels and put Dave "the canon executioner" Filloni in charge of it to continue the time honored tradition of ruining everything fundamental to Star Wars because **** you, I'm Micky ******* Mouse and I do what I want. That is All" *loudspeaker Clicks off*

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kubli
kubli - - 1,934 comments

Jesus ****. Here we go again...

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HOPE1134
HOPE1134 - - 1,114 comments

There seems to be a breed of star wars fan out there that follows the old canon to a religous level and anyone else who speaks out against it is criticized and and labeled "not a true star wars fan"

They also love to circlejerk each other

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