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Nod on Nod violence, when will it end...
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Flamethrowers, nerve agents, belt-fed machineguns, tiberium sprayers, bolters and plasma guns... Who's ready for some cleansing?
Why not just break out the nukes? Much quicker... and bigger bang for the buck!
Nerve agents would be even better, then. Even more thorough, easy to get rid of later (unlike radiation + huge crater), and cheaper.
Also Perdikofas forgot railguns. Yer all underestimating what a kinetic penetrator round does to armor at mach5 or higher.
I intentionally didn't include railguns, since they tend to not be well suited for rapid shots, then again when over 50 targets line up (as in a crowd) I guess the end results would be pretty similar to using any of the wonderful tools mentioned above!
You just need a bigger one. Then shockwave from the impact doubles as area of effect >:3
Two words: Virus bombs.
Don't lie to yourselves, brothers, we all know very well what needs to be done...
Where is another Falador massacre when you need one?