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I married a dog because I'm in love with it. Would have preferred a dragon though...
"Right, let's find out mine... I married... A dog... Because I'm in love with it"
*Reads first comment*
NO FRIGGIN' WAY!
I married a door because it's my hobby. That's okay, i guess....
I love kissing a pig ??
I lick a pig because its my hobby... crap.
I molested my classmates and I do it every day.
"I married my laptop because I just escaped prison."
"I lick boogers because i'm *****"
I killed a duck because im fabulous. wtf?
That's not WTF that's FTW! :D
I killed a camel and I'm proud of it.
Not the worst.
I watch sexy movies with an alien because it's my hobby
I want to be a unicorn because i needed to. Hands down the worst...
well i want to be a unicorn because i'm naked...apparently :P
I watch sexy movies with A frog Because I'm *****....?
What the actual ****?!?!
I want to be a Llama and I'm proud of it =)
I lick a horse because I needed to...
'I love shaving a pig because i needed to' How the **** do you shave a pig?
I was captured by a fish because i am in love with it... :S
I rape a frog and I'm proud of it.
I married a unicorn because it's my hobby...
I love partying with a horse because I'm in love with it.
i go to school with a fish because i just escaped prison... ummm
I love shaving a spider and I'm proud of it.
I mollested a toilet because im in love with it..
I married a monkey because I needed to.
Survival of the fittest in the Planet of the Apes.
I killed my classmates because I needed to.
I killed a fish because it's my hobby.
Wow. That's lame.
I raped a unicorn because it's my hobby... There's nothing more magically gay than that.
I love shaving a cow because I needed too.
Welp, it's not as bad as some here...
I go to school with a duck because I love being naked....
Who the **** makes these things?!
I go to school with a dragon because it's my hobby.
Don't know about you guys, but mine's pretty freaking sweet.
I watch sexy movies with my underarm beacuse I love being naked....
>I was kidnapped by a mango because I needed to.
Ooook? Didn't know mangos can be that dangerous :D
I was kidnapped by a monkey because I like being naked.
I rape a spider because- NOPE
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I love kissing a dog because I had to.
How does that work?
I killed a dragon because I needed to.
I guess I am Dovahkiin.
I love to partying with boogers and I'm proud of it? I would prefer if my birthday was on the 10th instead. Partying with someone inanimate is not fun or, partying at all.
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