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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 3:19am says:

I married a dog because I'm in love with it. Would have preferred a dragon though...

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elMengu
elMengu Jun 6 2014, 10:07am replied:

*Sees image*

"Right, let's find out mine... I married... A dog... Because I'm in love with it"

*Reads first comment*

NO FRIGGIN' WAY!

True story.

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RS|Robert
RS|Robert Jun 6 2014, 3:41am says:

I married a door because it's my hobby. That's okay, i guess....

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GypsyBastard
GypsyBastard Jun 6 2014, 3:52am says:

I love kissing a pig ??

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 3:53am replied:

Because?

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands Jun 6 2014, 3:55am says:

I lick a pig because its my hobby... crap.

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 Jun 6 2014, 4:01am says:

I molested my classmates and I do it every day.

Wow. :P

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Boda
Boda Jun 6 2014, 4:28am says:

"I married my laptop because I just escaped prison."

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nasorog
nasorog Jun 6 2014, 4:37am says:

"I lick boogers because i'm *****"

totally uncool...

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Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2 Jun 6 2014, 4:42am says:

I killed a duck because im fabulous. wtf?

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Arcones
Arcones Jun 6 2014, 12:55pm replied:

That's not WTF that's FTW! :D

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The Commander
The Commander Jun 6 2014, 4:47am says:

I killed a camel and I'm proud of it.

Not the worst.

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Chompster
Chompster Jun 6 2014, 4:48am says:

I watch sexy movies with an alien because it's my hobby

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Jun 6 2014, 4:49am says:

I want to be a unicorn because i needed to. Hands down the worst...

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jokamo
jokamo Jun 6 2014, 9:38am replied:

well i want to be a unicorn because i'm naked...apparently :P

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 Jun 6 2014, 4:55am says:

I watch sexy movies with A frog Because I'm *****....?

What the actual ****?!?!

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 Jun 6 2014, 7:42am replied:

For Science!

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript Jun 6 2014, 5:04am says:

I want to be a Llama and I'm proud of it =)

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter Jun 6 2014, 5:08am says:

I lick a horse because I needed to...

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Razzeld
Razzeld Jun 6 2014, 5:16am says:

'I love shaving a pig because i needed to' How the **** do you shave a pig?

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AirborneSn1p3r
AirborneSn1p3r Jun 6 2014, 5:29am says:

I was captured by a fish because i am in love with it... :S

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FrikysKiller
FrikysKiller Jun 6 2014, 5:36am says:

I rape a frog and I'm proud of it.
Yep.

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P∃ɑ¢∈ƘεεքΘɼ
P∃ɑ¢∈ƘεεքΘɼ Jun 6 2014, 6:26am says:

I married a unicorn because it's my hobby...

Wunderfuk

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The-Kommandant
The-Kommandant Jun 6 2014, 7:15am says:

I molested my laptop because I needed to...no arguements there : |

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Giveaway412
Giveaway412 Jun 6 2014, 7:16am says:

I love partying with a horse because I'm in love with it.

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lord_of_pain
lord_of_pain Jun 6 2014, 7:16am says:

i go to school with a fish because i just escaped prison... ummm

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Kalga
Kalga Jun 6 2014, 7:35am says:

I love shaving a spider and I'm proud of it.

What.

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John-Smith
John-Smith Jun 6 2014, 9:50am says:

I mollested a toilet because im in love with it..

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer Jun 6 2014, 10:56am says:

I married a monkey because I needed to.

Survival of the fittest in the Planet of the Apes.

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CnC_Fin
CnC_Fin Jun 6 2014, 11:00am says:

I killed my classmates because I needed to.

Well, shiiet.

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper Jun 6 2014, 11:59am says:

I killed a fish because it's my hobby.

Wow. That's lame.

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murauder
murauder Jun 6 2014, 12:36pm says:

I raped a unicorn because it's my hobby... There's nothing more magically gay than that.

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Arcones
Arcones Jun 6 2014, 12:57pm says:

I love shaving a cow because I needed too.

Welp, it's not as bad as some here...

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Calgar
Calgar Jun 6 2014, 1:26pm says:

I go to school with a duck because I love being naked....


Who the **** makes these things?!

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AK151
AK151 Jun 6 2014, 1:41pm says:

I go to school with a dragon because it's my hobby.

Don't know about you guys, but mine's pretty freaking sweet.

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Shadowguard1000
Shadowguard1000 Jun 6 2014, 3:13pm says:

I watch sexy movies with my underarm beacuse I love being naked....

Ok.....

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☦BalkanB☢y☦
☦BalkanB☢y☦ Jun 6 2014, 3:23pm says:

>I was kidnapped by a mango because I needed to.
Ooook? Didn't know mangos can be that dangerous :D

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TyXo
TyXo Jun 6 2014, 6:50pm says:

Dude.
No.
I was kidnapped by a monkey because I like being naked.

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Jun 6 2014, 10:03pm says:

I rape a spider because- NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Moddb.com

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Themcguireman
Themcguireman Jun 7 2014, 3:25am says:

I love kissing a dog because I had to.

How does that work?

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MedicOnDuty
MedicOnDuty Jun 7 2014, 11:32am says:

I killed a dragon because I needed to.

I guess I am Dovahkiin.

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NorthKoreanWehrmacht
NorthKoreanWehrmacht Jun 9 2014, 10:54am says:

I love to partying with boogers and I'm proud of it? I would prefer if my birthday was on the 10th instead. Partying with someone inanimate is not fun or, partying at all.

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