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Ori`verda
Ori`verda - - 12,429 comments

Firestorm.
EndWar.
What is love?
Age of Rage.
Tamo Daleko.

...

Hilarious!

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FrikysKiller
FrikysKiller - - 310 comments

You are gonna go far kid in my ***. Damn...

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari - - 1,508 comments

Hallelujah in my ***....

Not sure I want to know what that means.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

Eye of the tiger.
I would catch a grenade.
In the end.
Breaking the habit.
Its my life
I wanna f**k you.......OH HELL NO!

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

Brahms Rhapsody No. 1.......hmmmm............

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Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo - - 5,294 comments

Johann Strauss - "An der schönen blauen Donau..."

Oh dear...

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CommanderDG
CommanderDG - - 1,389 comments

I see what you did there =).

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Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo - - 5,294 comments

;-)

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GhOsT11 Author
GhOsT11 - - 556 comments

The comments gave me a big laughs. Now I'm gonna list mine.
Let's get dirty
Poetite ne spiat
Mirrors
Jelly
Skinnyman

Sweet Jesus.....

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

OMFG Jelly in my ***, Skinnyman in my *** LOL MAN xD

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Sabaton - Panzer Battalion in my *** :D

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

in my case it was Sabaton: Carolus Rex in my ***

(that means King Charles XII of Sweden)

Well seems like everyone has to do their sacrifice for their nation! :/

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

And from Raubtier:

The beast inside me in my ***
A hero's path in my ***
The call of the wild in my ***
Forget-me-not in my ***
The Polar Wolf in my *** XD

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour - - 1,533 comments

The death and resurrection show
To glory
Bring the pain
Rebirth of a legend
Epiphany
Ninth Dimension
Life goes on
Me gusta

It sounds like ... im getting..... raped o_O

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Lol dude you have the greatest songs, like Ninth Dimension in my ***, Life goes on in my *** and bring the pain in my ***...ROFLMAO :D

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_w_
_w_ - - 6,176 comments

Lawl, gesaffelstein - shockwave in my ***

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Metaltooth
Metaltooth - - 2,664 comments

Want you gone in my ***.

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DEAD_FiSH
DEAD_FiSH - - 682 comments

Napalm Death - Mentally Murdered "in my ***."

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OsoDEADLY
OsoDEADLY - - 668 comments

lets get it started... in my ***
dubstep guns... in my ***

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

I didn't listen to any songs. :D

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French_Fry
French_Fry - - 2,510 comments

Smells like Teen Spirit in my ***.

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter - - 1,991 comments

Beauty wears no pants in my ***.

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

Achtung wir sind angegriffen...

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Calgar
Calgar - - 2,304 comments

Boom boom pow......

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

(Big & Rich song)

Kick My ***... (In My ***)

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Harrier_Jumpjet
Harrier_Jumpjet - - 939 comments

Candy floss....in my ***.

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AK151
AK151 - - 5,600 comments

Mother of all Battles in my arse...

xDDDDD

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attackmike
attackmike - - 524 comments

the chosen ones in my arse...

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RandomusIdiotus
RandomusIdiotus - - 957 comments

Glass Onion
All My Loving
Twilight Zone
Jessie's Girl
Got To Get You Into My Life
Sympathy for the Devil
Paint It Black
The Last Time

I would say that this is rather hilarious.

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French_Fry
French_Fry - - 2,510 comments

You sir have a great taste in music :)

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n5p29
n5p29 - - 8,538 comments

Pull Me Under


O_o

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Ignatz
Ignatz - - 427 comments

Message in a bottle - because SMS is too mainstream?
Last of the Wilds - well, excellent hideout
Love don't let me go - err.. what?
99 Luftballons (99 airballoons) - AYFKM?!
I don't want to continue this.
Never ever.

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Caiman
Caiman - - 136 comments

fire in my ***

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit - - 624 comments

Lullaby for a dead man...

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Baryonyx
Baryonyx - - 270 comments

The following are all on my recent playlist:
Gates of Delirium
Warrior
You See Red
Queen of Torture
The Dean and I
Good Morning Judge
Rubber Bullets
How Does It Feel
Why Wont You Give Me Your Love
Oh Stacy (Look What You've Done)
Don't Kill the Whale
Release, Release
Arriving UFO
Circus of Heaven
I Can See for Miles and Miles
Magic Bus
House of Pain
Silver Tongue
Bananas
Gettin' Tighter
I Need Love
No One Came

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French_Fry
French_Fry - - 2,510 comments

I got more songs:

Stairway to Heaven in my ***.

Sweet Child O' Mine in my ***.

TNT in my ***.

and

Thunderstruck in my ***.

Problem???

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purplekirby54
purplekirby54 - - 128 comments

these all sound incredibly painful.

On a slightly stranger note.

Dutvutanian Space Institute (in my ***)
Celestial Body (in my ***)
Prospector (in my ***)
Here Comes Kulva (do i really need to say it)
Pikean Airships
Dark Clouds
Slowly Moving Dark Thing
Die With Style

And to top it all off...

Through the Fire and the Flames

>< I regret everything.
I regret everything I've ever done.

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doom2.fan
doom2.fan - - 54 comments

Hurricane... in my ***

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rammon69
rammon69 - - 16 comments

RUN BOY RUN... IN MY ***

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DogmA1990
DogmA1990 - - 54 comments

Mine would be

Insomnia... in my ***
God is a DJ... in my ***
I want more... in my ***
Peril... in my ***
Blow me away... in my ***
Grifball jam... in my ***
I say Ooh!... in my ***

I regret nothing!
I lived as few men dare to dream!

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan - - 2,874 comments

cvhbjnk

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