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Ship them all to Asia and they'll all be on a plate by dinnertime...
The slower the heartbeat the longer you live?
People over here like to eat sea turtles and there eggs (i only tried it once and i think it tastes bad) and it gives lots of energy and helps get you stronger, me? i like shark meat more.
Ps. if you get ought with turtle meat or eggs you are screwed 1400$ to 3000$ fine and some years in the slammer lol.
that's a tortuous but okay
It's a Tortoise
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