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Every single night, but the worst thing is that i get up at 4am each morning but my brain let me fall asleep at midnight :(
The curse that is sentience, right?
Makes you wonder about the limits of free will...
I have anxiety about this stuff every day.
This is wrong though it should be;
Me: Let me sleep.
Brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life.
Me: Hell no.
Brain: Too bad, I'm in charge bitch!
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Every single night, but the worst thing is that i get up at 4am each morning but my brain let me fall asleep at midnight :(
The curse that is sentience, right?
Makes you wonder about the limits of free will...
I have anxiety about this stuff every day.
This is wrong though it should be;
Me: Let me sleep.
Brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life.
Me: Hell no.
Brain: Too bad, I'm in charge bitch!