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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

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Is it cliche to say I don't want to live on this planet anymore?

Bleh, I wouldn't care if it was come to think of it.

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

Join the colonisation of Mars, we can prosper undisturbed there!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Better yet.
1.Send all the dipsh*ts to Mars, and by all I mean EVERY LAST ONE
2.Remind the USA that Mars is a RED planet that needs some capitalism
3.Wait for nuclear fireworks in the night sky

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou - - 8,384 comments

Well MoM I think your onto something.

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Boda
Boda - - 1,371 comments

...needs some *freedom and democracy.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,724 comments

Wounldn't it be easier to just terminate them with extreme prejudice? Earth is a wonderfull place an all the animals, plants and fungi shouldn't have to die on the account of some faulty genes on the human family line!

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou - - 8,384 comments

Oh Kaaaaaaaaaay genius of the year award goes to this guy...

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,725 comments

Technology is wasted on the stupid...

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

So i would conquer the whole ******* world and i would become the nastiest dictator ever, just so i can put a bullet in each and every person that's as stupid as this *******.

People would despise me in the beginning, but in the end they would see i'm doing this for the sake of the humanity...

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I call for exterminatus! (after all intelligent people are off the planet of course)