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+15 (doesn’t really get warmer in Finland, so lets start)
The Spanish are wearing winterclothes and mittens. Fins are sunbathing
+10 The French are desperetly trying to get the central heating to work.FIns are planting flowers in the garden
+5 Itallians can’t get their cars to start. Fins are driving convertables
0 Destilled water freezes. Water in the Vaantaa river turns a little bit thicker
-5 Californians are nearly freezing to death.Fins are having the last barbeque of the season.
-10 The Brits start to heat homes. Fins start wearing long sleeved clothes.
-20 Aussies are fleeing from Mallorca. Fins are finishing midsummer festivities, autumn has arrived
-30 The greeks go extinct due to cold. Fins start to dry their clothes inside
-40 Paris starts to fall apart due to cold. Fins are standing in line to buy hot-dogs
-50 Polar bears flee from the north- pole. The Finnish army postpones the winter survival courses, they are waiting for a propper wintercold
-60 Santas home in Korvantunturi freezes up. Fins rent a video and stay at home
-70 Fake Santa moves south. The Fins are ****** off cause they can’t keep koskenkorva outside anymore. Soldiers are going on the survival course.
-183 Microbial life in food dies. Finnish cows are complaining that the milking ladys hands are cold.
-273 All atomic based movement ceases. The Fins are cursing „Perkele, It’s cold outside today”
-300 Hell freezes over. The Fins win the Eurovison
The Eurovision has been won without -300 degrees. You must be talking about Finland winning a football match.
Though might have actually been when the Czech won the Russians in hokey.
They even have commemorative statue about that.
hm.......... sounds like canada actually, minus the eurovision
Meanwhile in Minnesota, the schools are only two hours late with Hell Freezing over.
@kijebe: Agreed =)
@BillNye Actually, yes. Minnesota's where I grew up. It's below 0 Celcius here, and I'm still riding my bike.
LoL, Minnesota isn't even above the polar circle. Don't come and speak to us Scandinavians about cold weather xD
Well the snow came late here in Sweden this year. And I must say the cold isn't even close to the same as when I first moved here 9 years ago.
This image sort of sums that up nicely.
yeah but that's only because of the global warming (caused by the decreased number of pirates btw)
I'm happy though cause the Nuke-plants are still not running lol which would make heating the house up expensive as hell ...as previous 2 years.
Dude, it's been below -50 here more than once...
We got actual snow two days ago, half of it is already gone though bit a chill in the air is a constant now. Perhaps the propper winter will come in January.
Yeah, Winter is starting to be increasingly slower in coming. Jan-February should see 20-30 minus degree days, if it comes out okay.
One can only hope
It`s December 11, and it`s 13º here.
Yes, I`m spanish :D.
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