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5thHorseman Dec 7 2011 says:

+15 (doesn’t really get warmer in Finland, so lets start)
The Spanish are wearing winterclothes and mittens. Fins are sunbathing
+10 The French are desperetly trying to get the central heating to work.FIns are planting flowers in the garden
+5 Itallians can’t get their cars to start. Fins are driving convertables
0 Destilled water freezes. Water in the Vaantaa river turns a little bit thicker
-5 Californians are nearly freezing to death.Fins are having the last barbeque of the season.
-10 The Brits start to heat homes. Fins start wearing long sleeved clothes.
-20 Aussies are fleeing from Mallorca. Fins are finishing midsummer festivities, autumn has arrived
-30 The greeks go extinct due to cold. Fins start to dry their clothes inside
-40 Paris starts to fall apart due to cold. Fins are standing in line to buy hot-dogs
-50 Polar bears flee from the north- pole. The Finnish army postpones the winter survival courses, they are waiting for a propper wintercold
-60 Santas home in Korvantunturi freezes up. Fins rent a video and stay at home
-70 Fake Santa moves south. The Fins are ****** off cause they can’t keep koskenkorva outside anymore. Soldiers are going on the survival course.
-183 Microbial life in food dies. Finnish cows are complaining that the milking ladys hands are cold.
-273 All atomic based movement ceases. The Fins are cursing „Perkele, It’s cold outside today”
-300 Hell freezes over. The Fins win the Eurovison

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RighteousFighter Dec 7 2011 replied:

The Eurovision has been won without -300 degrees. You must be talking about Finland winning a football match.

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5thHorseman Dec 7 2011 replied:

Though might have actually been when the Czech won the Russians in hokey.
They even have commemorative statue about that.

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kijebe Dec 7 2011 replied:

hm.......... sounds like canada actually, minus the eurovision

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy Dec 7 2011 replied:

Meanwhile in Minnesota, the schools are only two hours late with Hell Freezing over.

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CommanderDG Dec 8 2011 replied:

@kijebe: Agreed =)

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Kastrenzo Dec 8 2011 replied:

pretty much

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IC-OSIK Dec 8 2011 replied:

@BillNye Actually, yes. Minnesota's where I grew up. It's below 0 Celcius here, and I'm still riding my bike.

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GriffinZ Dec 7 2011 says:

LoL, Minnesota isn't even above the polar circle. Don't come and speak to us Scandinavians about cold weather xD

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Admiral_Skeybar Dec 8 2011 replied:

Well the snow came late here in Sweden this year. And I must say the cold isn't even close to the same as when I first moved here 9 years ago.

This image sort of sums that up nicely.

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GriffinZ Dec 8 2011 replied:

yeah but that's only because of the global warming (caused by the decreased number of pirates btw)

I'm happy though cause the Nuke-plants are still not running lol which would make heating the house up expensive as hell ...as previous 2 years.

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy Dec 8 2011 replied:

Dude, it's been below -50 here more than once...

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5thHorseman Dec 8 2011 says:

We got actual snow two days ago, half of it is already gone though bit a chill in the air is a constant now. Perhaps the propper winter will come in January.

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RighteousFighter Dec 8 2011 replied:

Yeah, Winter is starting to be increasingly slower in coming. Jan-February should see 20-30 minus degree days, if it comes out okay.

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5thHorseman Dec 8 2011 replied:

One can only hope

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FrikysKiller Dec 11 2011 says:

It`s December 11, and it`s 13º here.
Yes, I`m spanish :D.

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