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8. About to turn into a zombie
This should be 1.
Never interrupt a girl/woman while she isn't talking!
A girl/woman not talking = man talking.
Can a hug solve all these? And is it a reason to hug all not-talking girls?
When you're in this situation follow these two steps.
1. Find a helmet.
2. Put on the helmet.
3. Go back to warcraft.
What are you talking about! It's definatly skyrim:)
If a girl is silent she's probably dead.
Should the creature become silent, avoid direct confrontation at all costs, as the smallest slightest sense of insecurity on the part of the creature can drive it to an aggressive and dangerous state. If it all possible, allow the creature to feel comfortable in their habitat before initiating contact. Should the creature remain silent and sulky for extended durations of time, attempt to gain its trust with some dates and nuts. In the event that all the methods of treatment above fail, your only remaining option is to locate a cure for the creature's imminent case case of Twilight syndrome that most certainly accompanies this condition. Strong doses of Skyrim and BF3 can greatly aid the recovery process.
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Nr. 7, I rest my case. :D