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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

I shall now look at bread with a new and deeper understanding...

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Extradaemon
Extradaemon - - 588 comments

Out of context your comment sounds really random :P

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FrikysKiller
FrikysKiller - - 310 comments

Oh, you think the oven is your ally. You merely got in it; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't know fresh air until I was already cooked, by then it was nothing to me but a death sentence!.

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SituationalJared
SituationalJared - - 255 comments

Acually if water particles were floating in Zero-G you could still drink the particles without the need of a cup. Also i have made bread without crust and i don't care if God tells me not to eat bread, imma have my non-crust toast.

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hellodean
hellodean - - 1,451 comments

you cant drink water without a cup huh?

my glass says different..
as does drinking from a bottle,
a puddle
walking into the sea with an open mouth (wouldnt recommend it tho, come to think of it the puddle neither..full of salt or mud or bacteria, things pee in it..where am i going with this..i dont know but i wish the ads would stop cycling over and over and over while im typing this its getting repetitive.. and i have several tabs open of moddb.. no i will not buy your cilit bang!!!!)

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SituationalJared
SituationalJared - - 255 comments

Well my Zero-Gravity chamber on the moon tells a different story.

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cronos35
cronos35 - - 3,391 comments

see the bread, know the bread, be the bread.

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romnus
romnus - - 1,145 comments

Did anyone else notice that this is poking fun at the speach at the end of The Dark Knight Returns? XD

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency - - 1,965 comments

You have to have never seen the movie to not get it.

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter - - 1,991 comments

I never really watched any of the new Batman movies (Yes, it's true. I'm not interested in movies these days as much)

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter - - 1,991 comments

Anyone else here who actually eats the bread slice?

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MindRiot
MindRiot - - 1,843 comments

moi

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Vurufarmacija
Vurufarmacija - - 661 comments

(buried)

Crust is just burned bread u dimb idiot

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DEAD_FiSH
DEAD_FiSH - - 682 comments

I like bread`s crust.

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Mad(rus)
Mad(rus) - - 307 comments

I'm hungry now. Leave to eat fresh bread.

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