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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

Of course. I'm going to find the largest shovel money can buy, and CRUSH THE **** OUT OF IT.

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

*walks into the shower with a flamethrower*

COME AT ME BRO!

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kijebe
kijebe - - 1,268 comments

in the shower yes, with water yes....

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

Unless this spider is super intelligent and somehow makes the water run, I think I'll live xD.

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Westonbirt
Westonbirt - - 369 comments

It's not that much a problem of poison as a problem of size.

This thing will rip your arm off in one bite.

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

Thats why you bring the flame thrower...

*sighs*

Kids these days... What do they teach you at school? :P

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour - - 1,533 comments

not to play with fire?

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Giuseppe
Giuseppe - - 1,150 comments

PLAY?!?! YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? WHATS YOUR PROBLME

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Arcones
Arcones - - 5,546 comments

*grabs Galadriel's gift to Frodo, and grabs Sting as well*

"No onslaught more fierce was ever seen in the savage world of beasts, where some desperate small creature armed with little teeth, alone, will spring upon a tower of horn and hide that stands above its fallen mate."

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Mad(rus)
Mad(rus) - - 307 comments

All true. What they are smaller, that they are more poisonous
Anyway, Dr. Jones never lies.

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

and I always said that nukes are to be never used...

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not_a_fbi_agent
not_a_fbi_agent - - 453 comments

for the love of god dont drop the soap

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DEAD_FiSH
DEAD_FiSH - - 682 comments

Ahh that would be a joy to squash!
But a spider like that would be fast as hell, and he would tear me to pieces!
I want to squash it (I like squashing spiders), fire not my style...

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hellodean
hellodean - - 1,451 comments

im gonna import my choices from the zombie Apocalypse pic..

..and annihilate it with maaa tankkk!

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

i would just board up that room, never to enter it again

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Daerchador
Daerchador - - 415 comments

it's not like you ever used that shower, huh?

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Darth_grave
Darth_grave - - 1,697 comments

but its so cute!

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Vader91 Creator
Vader91 - - 1,837 comments

12 gauge

is all ya need

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Vurufarmacija
Vurufarmacija - - 661 comments

*suddenly the room turns like red alert and desolators **** the **** out of it!

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blackout369
blackout369 - - 131 comments

man that is the biggest poison head crab evar!!!

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan - - 2,874 comments

hvhjkjn

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