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Alpha vs Beta
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Say your results . . . if you wish.
Well to say something to my person it seems I got little split.
I got 13 for Alpha. And 8 for Beta . . . so what the hack am I??
And what about the rest of our Gaming folks in arms??
I'm typing this comment here on a Saturday night while sitting in my room by myself, I think that says enough on what kind I am...
Omega (i.e. pathetic loser/logistic support character/background)
Not necessarily, Omega Males are subordinate to all others and submissive to everyone.
I'm writing this in a Sunday afternoon sitting in my room, last night I was also here, but I'm not subordinate, nor submissive, to society, I just don't care about society.
If you were to compare me with a species of animal, it would not be one with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, it would be one where the animal lives by himself. In other words, I can't be compared to wolfs, I can be compared to tigers/jaguars.
Is this also your case?
I guess so, I'm simply so far outside of any social power struggle these days...
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This chart doesn't match what most of my friends view of Alpha/Beta males as. GODDAMN IT INTERNET AND LIFE. CAN YOU AGREE ON NOTHING?
I admit I've fail to see the humor in this.
unless the humor is how there's only two types of males...
This was obviously made by a self-important woman.
What is this based on? Doesn't this alpha/beta thing usually refer to individuals who (try to) dominate the group and others who don't care about it? Because if so, I've certainly come across many immature alpha-type people.
I got complete Alpha Male (But that's me judging myself, you have no reason to trust me).
But I think the nomenclature here is incorrect. Alpha male is the leader, beta male is the Second-in-command/First Officer. Unless we are not using the same meaning as in communities of animals.
Well I personely dont expect much wisdom from such things as AplhaxBeta . . .
If I were on something good then I would be be in our sacred sanctuary named ModDB
Excellent, I'm alpha.
Like someone is going to confess if he is 'beta' =)
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