This week Yahtzee Reviews, The Witcher, humour and giggles everywhere, once again. Stick around for more weekly reviews, remember, every wednesday.
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"20 minutes... outside... pufferfish"
Hahaha
Be nice if the Banner went to both sides filling the entire bottom of that.
But when I tried to do that, it wouldn't let it stick to the left wall. :[
The review is as great as always, but that skit is legendary. :)
Heh. gotta say that this is the first review of his I didn't agree with or find particularly funny. While the witcher is pretty childish in its treatment of women, I dont think thats any reason to get your balls in a knot. The story is awesome, and the combat is not "one click , he's dead" What the hell? Was he playing a different game from me? In *my* version of the witcher you had to sync up tons of combo attacks and switch between stances multiple times during a fight just to bring down one enemy....boring? not at all. Its pretty fun. Keeps you thinking.
I usually like these things cause they're funny and true. this one, was little of either.
What do you want though, an honest review?
Or the lies from GameSpot?
Don't be Hatin. :P
He did not say that it's easy he just said it's stupid and annoying. I have not played the game but from the description of various people of how the combat mechanics work I agree with him. I would not let such a combat system design slip through QA.
*edit: The skit at the end was hilarious.
Hmm... I think he should make more skits and just stay the f*k away from reviewing RPGs..
Funny stuff, although I heard the Witcher wasn't bad... This guy just points out mostly the bad things in games, though, since it's more entertaining.
It has to be godlike before he starts giving it praise.
Hopefully you're aware of how dumb you sound.
Oi! Please keep that sort of stuff to peoples profile pages please.
Do [u]not[/u] argue in these areas.
okay...that's just gay.