All about Chuck norris even the summary is afraid so just join before you get Roundhouse Kicked to death and dont ask quistions
the real,the coolest,the meanest,your only motherfucker and he dont deny it....is Chuck Norris
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Facts youy should know and they are important at the same time they give you an extra 0.01 % of survival from chuck norris
Because light takes time to travel, you cannot see your death from Chuck Norris.
Jesus Christ is the son of god; god is the remaining sperm cell from when Chuck Norris ********** (an event we commonly call "the big bang").
u just said his name so ur pregnant *Slams Head*!!
According to the theory of Chuck Norris, if you say his name you instantly are pregnant... regardless of genders...
we didnt believe u from the first time because chuck norris doesnt use PC cuz the keyboard will break
He don't tell this to anybody but I'm Chuck, I wanted to tell you that I am honored that there is a fan group about me :)
Sorry I was just kidding I am only his nephew :(
and if he did another roundhouse kick from the power genrated australia might sink
we all might be killed because of him lol
I like Chuck Norris as much as the next American Conservative lol.
What the hell... I'll join.
The power generated from one Chuck Norris roadhouse kick could provide enough electricity to power the continent of Australia for 24 hours.
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