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Masturbation is cool, that's how I roll. :D
Slavery was abolished, sort of(obviously all slave-owners were absolved of/from their crimes, because they were mostly white and we know that God loves white people.
Atheist: Let's say God exists, maybe he's black?
Christian: Black? Are you kidding me, get the f*** outta here.
Lara Croft likes masturbation... interesting... Ahehehe
Once I was stranded on an island. I found some men there, but they were quite hostile and didn't want to take care of my cookie, one of them wanted to rape me, so I killed him. Anyway, I had a vibrator, so I had ahmmmm good intense memories ahhhh. :)
Lara Croft on island with men. Killed one and made a vibrator of him...
WE MUST ABOLISHED MASTURBATION!
I can definately see the logic here, I mean slavery just involes forced labor, and torture and a completele lack of human diginty things that if you read the bible god is perfectly ok with and often supports.
masterbation involves human pleasure which the god of the bible doesnt condon and also while your playin with your goodies you arent continously hating yourself and praising the narrassicic sadistic sky god- which ****** the god of the bible off, because just like a bratty spoiled 2yr old has to be the center of attention all the time.
actually alot of the bible makes awhole lot more sense if read as if god is a bratty 2 to 5 yr old
Hell, who doesnt like mastrubation in minutes of peace. :D
Maybe god has clear skin. Like a ghost!
And maybe he doesn't exist.
Yes, it's more likely that he doesn't exist. I was just making a joke.
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Scumbag god strikes again!