And low, did God verily bequeath Jesus of Nazareth the gift of eternal ***********, and immense girth to penetrate your family. Bend knee to Jesus and his bulge, for it is fleeting and not of this earthly realm.
Our beloved martyr will re-appear. Spread your wings and legs, cos' he'll be your host for years to 'come.' And be prepared for a constant influx of his accumulated wisdom.
Oh my.
In all honesty, being a straight guy, I simply couldn't pass up getting railed by the messiah no matter what.
His infinite light fills all people with joy.
And low, did God verily bequeath Jesus of Nazareth the gift of eternal ***********, and immense girth to penetrate your family. Bend knee to Jesus and his bulge, for it is fleeting and not of this earthly realm.
Our beloved martyr will re-appear. Spread your wings and legs, cos' he'll be your host for years to 'come.' And be prepared for a constant influx of his accumulated wisdom.
Exactly my words Lieutenant Dan
Three letters to describe my reactions: "lol".