501st Legion: Vader's Fist
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The 501st Legion, also known as the 501st Battalion during the Clone Wars and later known as "Vader's Fist" and the Five Hundred and First, was an elite unit of clone troopers commissioned by Supreme Chancellor Palpatine during the Clone Wars that later became a stormtrooper unit. Made up of units like Torrent Company, the 501st fought in many battles, such as the Battle of Teth and the Battle of Coruscant, becoming one of the most well-known legions. In 19 BBY, the 501st became Darth Vader's personal unit as he led them during Operation: Knightfall, in which the clones helped take down the Jedi, whom they believed to be traitors to the Republic.
Greetings, Imperial citizens! I bring good news for you all. Yesterday, Vader was married to a Twilek woman known as Reela. I arranged the entire thing, without him knowing about it. (Being the Emperor, I can get away with stuff like this, XD.) He whined and cussed about it for a while, but I'm sure he'll get over it. This marriage could help initiate a powerful alliance.
Okay, I lied. The REAL reason I made him marry her was because he slept her with and ended up with a Half-Twilek brat, but we don't need to go into that right now...
Anyway, I'll be seeing you all later. I wish Vader and his bride the best of luck. May the Force be with them.
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Palpy Drugged me and he made it arranged I was forced into it.
*points to wedding ring*
Before you "do" it, you must go through it!
You told me my thing was burnt so it doesn't work properly?!
I'M TRYING TO SAY YOU SHOULD AT LEAST GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU GO RUINING THE EMPIRE'S REPUTATION!!
I know her lol shes also into droids hehehehe hmmmm I remember her clearly now.. *stops video* looks at Vadar "what its not my fault your marrying her."
Nonsense! You must be referring to her sister Padme, who is in actuality a Twilek who underwent major cosmetic surgery to have her head-tails removed and skin color changed.
WHAT?! AT 14?! I Married her Sister?!
Are you freakin' kidding me? She was 26! Padme was just a pedophile who claimed to be the Queen of Naboo. Like that's actually true...
But but we did stuff. Lots of stuff so Darkside.
Oh so you went the dirt track did ya lol.
It was most Impressive.